Death Row Meal

[Hardline]

Appetizer: Stuffed Jalapenos

Soup: Skip to save room for Entree

Salad: Regular garden salad with spicy Catalina dressing

Entree: Medium Rare Filet Minion steak,Baked potato and sauteed mushrooms.

Desert: Peach Cobbler with a side of real vanilla ice cream

Beverage: Unsweet tea with a pack of sweet and low and a squeeze of lime.

 

[FloridaRob]

Appetizer-chicken and sausage gumbo
Hamburger from Maryanns in Lake Charles, LA

Main Course-Crawfish Etoufee from Landrys-Baked Potato from Red Lobster
Onion rings from Mary Anns in Lake Charles, LA

Desert-Death by Chocolate from Chilis (and hope it works)

 

[Doc50]

Big chocolate cake with hack saw in it.

 

[Fletch]

You've been convicted of a heinous crime and sentenced to death row. After spending the last 14 years in a cell your day of reckoning has finally come. The warden has informed you that you'll be served an appetizer, soup, salad, entree, dessert, and beverage of your choice. What's yours?

Appetizer - Shrimp cocktail with some blazing hot cocktail sauce. I figure it's been 14 years since I last had fresh seafood and I'm a simple man.

Soup - Clam chowder...my grandmothers if they can figure that out some way. Got to have a few oyster crackers in there too.

Salad - Caesar. No bottle dressing crap! I want the old school made at your table kind with fresh grated Parmesan.

Entree - Porterhouse cooked medium rare and rubbed with fresh garlic, loaded baked potato, asparagus, and dark bread & butter.

Dessert - Chocolate eclair. Again I'm a simple man.

Beverage - Famous Grouse scotch on the rocks. It's cheap scotch, but what I drink. After 14 years I figure I'd miss it pretty badly.

It's hard to make a favorites list without any Asian or Mexican on it, but hey I'm the one getting gassed.

If you're on death row for taking a life or lives, whoever it is should be made to eat a plate of steaming dog crap for their last meal. Why do you get a gift before leaving this earth? Eat **** and die! That phrase definitely applies!

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

I will take a full order of Scarlett Johansonn.....and hold the sides.

 

[Tabascocat]

I will take a full order of Scarlett Johansonn.....and hold the sides.

This brings up an argument I had with the wife while watching "The Island". Who is hotter, Scarlett or Charlize? I said Johansson, hands down!

 

[JoeyBoy718]

This brings up an argument I had with the wife while watching "The Island". Who is hotter, Scarlett or Charlize? I said Johansson, hands down!

I always thought Scarlett looked kinda weird, to be honest. Never saw the attraction. Face is kinda busted and her body is a little too thick.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

There aint nothing wrong with either one of those ladies. Both are beautiful in the extremes IMO. Fella would be lucky to have a Wife or Girlfriend that resembled either one of those two IMO.


Whichever one you pick Dex, I'm OK with the other. LOL......

 

[DallasCowpoke]

This brings up an argument I had with the wife while watching "The Island". Who is hotter, Scarlett or Charlize? I said Johansson, hands down!

Who cares!? I'd happily go "hands down" on either!

 

[Seven]

You Texas boys get what all the other inmates get.

No list for you!! Next!!