Detroit Radio Station has a Millen Era Funeral

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BTW, not mentioned in the article is that Millen made $35 million so far as the Lions GM and is due $15 million more.


Radio station gives Millen era proper burial

BY TAMMY STABLES BATTAGLIA • FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER • September 26, 2008

A Detroit radio station gave the Matt Millen era a proper burial Friday, complete with a motorcycle-drawn carriage lugging a “Fire Millen!” sign in a custom-painted Lions casket.

“This is a special moment for us as we say good-bye to a legacy, to a reign of a general manager that brought us frustrations, brought us tears, brought us everything but a trophy,” DJ Spike, from the “Mojo in the Morning” program on WKQI-FM (95.5), said as the funeral lined up at 8 a.m. at Eastern Market.

An $85,000 Harley-Davidson hearse led the procession south on Gratiot Avenue to Ford Field. Inside the gleaming Honolulu blue-and-silver casket was a photograph of Millen’s face on a white, padded, silk pillow.

As about 30 people standing around the casket snickered, Spike invited fans to put mementos in the casket “to be buried forever along with the bad memories of seven years of Matt Millen’s reign.”

Aaron Tobin, 47, of Oak Park laid his “Fire Millen!” sign next to Millen’s face.

“As the person who started it, I’m glad it’s finally over,” said Tobin, who claims to have carried the sign to Lions, Tigers and Pistons games for the last three years. “It’s a euphoria now in the city of Detroit.”

The idea of a funeral started Monday at the radio station, first to mourn what promised to be a dire season for the already 0-3 Lions, Spike said Friday.

But when the franchise fired Millen on Tuesday, the show decided to put the photo of Millen in the casket and called on listeners to help celebrate.

Dan Dwyer, 43, of Flat Rock brought his Harley hearse after his 13-year-old daughter, Alex, heard about the funeral on the radio.

As funeral director of Michigan Memorial in Flat Rock, he travels throughout the Midwest and on the East Coast, delivering the departed to their final resting places. He gladly donated his time Friday.

“It’s about time,” Dwyer said. “I want to see a new era for the Lions.” Millen “was a great football player and a terrible manager.”

Megan Clement, 26, of Warren drew on her trumpet training at Hazel Park High School to play “Taps” at the funeral, even though she hasn’t called herself a Lions fan.

“Now I am; I wasn’t when they sucked,” she said after her notes echoed off the brick of Ford Field. “They were an embarrassment to all of Michigan.”

Custom painter Bryan Gunn, 43, of Tecumseh got his spray gun and airbrush out Wednesday night, working 38 straight hours to paint the Millen casket.

His artwork of little tombstones lines the outside of the casket walls, denoting the athletic demise of nine former coaches. Starting in 1978 with Monte Clark, Gunn’s list ends with Millen’s tombstone on the lid. Next to Steve Mariucci and Dick Jauron, coaches to come are memorialized with the words “Next” on other headstones.

Plans are for the casket to be auctioned on eBay, with a portion of the proceeds donated to charity.

“It was fun,” said Gunn, who painted the casket at Westborn Collision City in Dearborn. “It was a real tight time-schedule because I only had one day’s notice. But other than that, it was fun.”

Hearse enthusiast Stan DeJohn, 43, of Troy offered to deliver the casket to Friday’s ceremony in the gold 1970 Cadillac hearse — the “Golden Ghost” — he drives every day in Metro Detroit.

Friday’s funeral director, Spike, wasn’t surprised at the outpouring.

“Not at all,” Spike said. “With the attitude of the miserable Lions’ fans, we knew they’d be just as enthusiastic as we were to put this era to rest.”
 

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That casket was crazy looking :eek: people were putting jerseys and alot of stuff in it.
 

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Geez, to have your failure paraded around for the amusement of mindless cretins...

I wonder how any of these 'fan' jerks would react if they had to have their failures made public. :rolleyes:
 

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vta;2288717 said:
Geez, to have your failure paraded around for the amusement of mindless cretins...

I wonder how any of these 'fan' jerks would react if they had to have their failures made public. :rolleyes:

sounded to me like something Philly fans would do:laugh2:
 

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Hostile;2288683 said:
Friday’s funeral director, Spike, wasn’t surprised at the outpouring.

“Not at all,” Spike said. “With the attitude of the miserable Lions’ fans, we knew they’d be just as enthusiastic as we were to put this era to rest.”
I wouldn't exactly call 30 people an enthusiastic outpouring but I applaud the efforts of those involved. Whatever poor Detroit has to do to put the past behind them and become contenders. Competition makes the game worth playing (and watching from a fan's point of view). I hate to see any team habitually fail year after year due in large part to mismanagement. err...hello, Raiders.
 

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Romo2Owens4six;2288722 said:
sounded to me like something Philly fans would do:laugh2:
Philthy fans aren't that clever. They would probably just hang effigies of Millin and Santa Clause in a tree and let fans throw batteries at them.
 

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LeonDixson;2288791 said:
Philthy fans aren't that clever. They would probably just hang effigies of Millin and Santa Clause in a tree and let fans throw batteries at them.


true :D
 

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In a side note,

They also burried Joey Harrington, Charles Rodgers, Mike Williams and a nervous Roy Williams left the ceremony early.
 

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BTW, not mentioned in the article is that Millen made $35 million so far as the Lions GM and is due $15 million more.


Is this true Hos? I just can't believe it! That SOB pocketed $35 million! The Lions should friggen sue his *** to not only keep from paying the other $15 million, but to try to collect some of that the $35 milllion. Who's responsible for paying this fool $35 million! If Millen had any face, any integrity, he'd refuse the other $15 million he's due.
 

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this would be a great idea for a weekly sig

a coffin w/ the opposing team's logo inside, like they did w/ Matt Millen's picture
 

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sonnyboy;2288920 said:
BTW, not mentioned in the article is that Millen made $35 million so far as the Lions GM and is due $15 million more.


Is this true Hos? I just can't believe it! That SOB pocketed $35 million! The Lions should friggen sue his *** to not only keep from paying the other $15 million, but to try to collect some of that the $35 milllion. Who's responsible for paying this fool $35 million! If Millen had any face, any integrity, he'd refuse the other $15 million he's due.
That is 100% true. He will make $50 million for his 10 year salary. Here's an article from the Detroit Free Press News.

Millen could leave with $50 million

by Tom Kowalski Wednesday September 24, 2008, 2:15 PM


Now that the Detroit Lions have fired Matt Millen as president, an interesting detail surfaced about his regime.

It had been widely reported that Millen made $3 million per season during his first five-year contract and then got a bump to $5 million per season for his five-year extension. According to a source close to the situation, Millen's pay has been $5 million per season from the first year he was hired (2001). Millen has already pocketed more than $35 million in his first seven-plus years and is scheduled to make $50 million for the entire 10-year term.

Because he was fired, Millen is due the total sum of that money; he would've forfeited the rest of his salary if he had resigned. What isn't known is whether Millen and owner William Clay Ford came to some kind of buyout agreement for the final two-plus years of his contract.
 

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I'm not surprised they had this fake funeral.

I've wandered over to a Lions message board and they were basically counting down the days for when Matt Millen was to be fired.

And when it happened, they were reacting like as if they just won a huge game.

Hopefully they can get back on the right track. I'm sure many football fans are tired of seeing a horrible Lions team play on Thanksgiving.
 

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This reminds me of a scene from Smokey and the Bandit where Jackie Gleason and his almost son-in law get caught in a funeral procession.


"I don't know why they just didn't cremate the sum*****!!"


Fits this sceneairo perfectly................
 

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50 million?

That means the lions payed about 1.5 million per win during his time there.

What a solid return that is.....


:laugh2:
 

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This is just to funny!


Here's a link to more photos of "The Millen's Passing":

1 of 12


This one is the best ........#11:



Where coaches come to R.I.P.
:lmao: :lmao2: :lmao: :lmao2:

EDIT:
This is one cool bike setup.......#2

 
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