DMN Burnett Blog: Rookie Report (defense)

[CoCo]

Predicting who's going to win Rookie DPOY is as much a crapshoot as the draft scores that come out at the completion of each draft.

As I recall, there were predictions that Spenser would get it last year.

 

[speedkilz88]

Predicting who's going to win Rookie DPOY is as much a crapshoot as the draft scores that come out at the completion of each draft.

As I recall, there were predictions that Spenser would get it last year.

It was just a remark because of how impressed he is with the guy. Its a complement. Get over it.

 

[QT]

Kevin Burnett: NFL Players risk their lives when they play; thus NFL Players are underpaid.

next....

 

[jobberone]

This season should be incredible!

• Our 4th string CB will win defensive rookie of the year.

• Our 2nd string RB will win offensive rookie of the year.

• Our 3rd string TE has every other team so scared they have soiled themselves (more on soiling later).

• Our 6th string free agent rookie WR is ready to outplay Wes Welker.

• Either of our punt returners won't bat an eye if the other team lines up with 6 punters on 4th down and each kick a ball.

• Our secondary coach is prepared to coach with his pants around his ankles.

• Our entire lineup will be able to absorb any punishing blow thanks to each player wearing 15 extra iT-shirt shirts under his uniform.

• We gain an extra locker room motivational leader in Ray Lewis to pump us up (via phone) before each game.

• Should players cramp up during the game we have a full stock of Charles Haley memorial phallic symbol bananas on hand.

• Rowdy's arranging the private lap dances for Pacman so he doesn't risk a suspension by showing up the local strip club.

• Martellus Bennett is completely trained in accident clean up procedures in the event that Willie Blade is resigned.

this might go platinum

 

[CoCo]

It was just a remark because of how impressed he is with the guy. Its a complement. Get over it.

With your help, I just did. Thanks. Clearly I was obsessing about this.

 

[speedkilz88]

With your help, I just did. Thanks. Clearly I was obsessing about this.

It sounded harsher than I meant.

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

maybe with an injury or two to our secondary he could.

 

[Seven]

maybe with an injury or two to our secondary he could.

DUDE!! Massive jinx action. Now I gotta fire off an email to the Football Gods. You know how much of a pain in the rump that is? It's like the third one this year and we've not played a down. I'm gonna have to sell something, I'm afraid. How's your soul? They ain't gonna like this. Not one bit.


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[CoCo]

It sounded harsher than I meant.

forgotten.

 

[JonJon]

maybe with an injury or two to our secondary he could.

Blasphemy!

 

[LeonDixson]

if we had aaron glenn last year, we might have gone to the super bowl... yeah i said it. Also might have gone undefeated.

I'm gonna agree we would have beaten the Giants with Glenn vs. Reeves.