DMN Burnett Blog: Rookie Report (defense)

Predicting who's going to win Rookie DPOY is as much a crapshoot as the draft scores that come out at the completion of each draft.

As I recall, there were predictions that Spenser would get it last year.
 
CoCo;2180112 said:
Predicting who's going to win Rookie DPOY is as much a crapshoot as the draft scores that come out at the completion of each draft.

As I recall, there were predictions that Spenser would get it last year.
It was just a remark because of how impressed he is with the guy. Its a complement. Get over it.
 
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lkelly;2180101 said:
This season should be incredible!
  • Our 4th string CB will win defensive rookie of the year.
  • Our 2nd string RB will win offensive rookie of the year.
  • Our 3rd string TE has every other team so scared they have soiled themselves (more on soiling later).
  • Our 6th string free agent rookie WR is ready to outplay Wes Welker.
  • Either of our punt returners won't bat an eye if the other team lines up with 6 punters on 4th down and each kick a ball.
  • Our secondary coach is prepared to coach with his pants around his ankles.
  • Our entire lineup will be able to absorb any punishing blow thanks to each player wearing 15 extra iT-shirt shirts under his uniform.
  • We gain an extra locker room motivational leader in Ray Lewis to pump us up (via phone) before each game.
  • Should players cramp up during the game we have a full stock of Charles Haley memorial phallic symbol bananas on hand.
  • Rowdy's arranging the private lap dances for Pacman so he doesn't risk a suspension by showing up the local strip club.
  • Martellus Bennett is completely trained in accident clean up procedures in the event that Willie Blade is resigned.

:bow: this might go platinum
 
speedkilz88;2180113 said:
It was just a remark because of how impressed he is with the guy. Its a complement. Get over it.

With your help, I just did. Thanks. Clearly I was obsessing about this. :rolleyes:
 
ABQcowboyJR;2180186 said:
maybe with an injury or two to our secondary he could.

DUDE!! Massive jinx action. Now I gotta fire off an email to the Football Gods. You know how much of a pain in the rump that is? It's like the third one this year and we've not played a down. I'm gonna have to sell something, I'm afraid. How's your soul? They ain't gonna like this. Not one bit.


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Galian Beast;2179944 said:
if we had aaron glenn last year, we might have gone to the super bowl... yeah i said it. Also might have gone undefeated.

I'm gonna agree we would have beaten the Giants with Glenn vs. Reeves.
 

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