News: DMN: Dez Bryant on that kangaroo getting punched: 'I'm not going to lie that [expletive]

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That poor pup. I saw this earlier today (unrelated to Dez)

One of the YouTube comments (yes, I can't help myself, and read the comments. lol):

"What if that was Mike Tyson punching the kangaroo?"

LOL
 
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The Fan: Okay so when that kangaroo goes back to the other kangaroos are they making fun of him because the human stole him?
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LOL. I didn't know it was widely known what it means to "steal off" on somebody.
 
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I would have hit him a few times. Flurry of punches, don't touch my dog.
 

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That video, is just...weird. The dog must have not been to bothered or he could have clamped down on its leg
 
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NewsBot said:
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant recently joined The Ben & Skin Show on 105.3 The Fan to talk about a multitude of topics. Here are some highlights:
Punching a kangaroo


The Fan: Did you see the video of the kangaroo getting punched?

Dez Bryant: Aw, man. I'm not going to lie that [expletive] was funny. I was like, 'What?!' That dude, he really went up there and protect his dog. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

The Fan: What would you do in that situation? Would you square up with the kangaroo?

Dez Bryant: Man, my dog. I love you, but I gotta let him go. Whatever happen, happens.

The Fan: Were you impressed at how well that kangaroo took the punch? Because it was stunned and it kind of held its ground, right? It was like it was waiting for a counterpunch.

Dez Bryant: Right. You know I was like, 'This kangaroo finna kill both of them.' But it was like, 'You know what? I'm going to let them make it today' and he turned around and just took off running.

The Fan: Okay so when that kangaroo goes back to the other kangaroos are they making fun of him because the human stole him?

Dez Bryant: [laughing] If I was the kangaroo, I [would be like], 'Hey, let me tell y'all what just happened.' That's what I'd be telling my kangaroo buddies. 'I got hit today. I coulda whooped the guy ***, but I let him make it. Him and his dog.'

What he wants for Christmas


The Fan: Jerry [Jones] can ball on that level to get you something you don't have, hypothetically. If he came and said, 'What do you want for Christmas?' and he was allowed to what would you ask for?

Dez Bryant: Honestly just to keep on winning. That's it. I just want to keep winning.

The Fan: And a helicopter?

Dez Bryant: And a helicopter with an 'X' on the side of it. Hell yeah. That's sweet, right?

His Madden skills


The Fan: There's a lot of talk out on the streets that your Madden game has fallen off. As good as...

Dez Bryant: That is not true. That is not true.

The Fan: That's what people are saying.

Dez Bryant: Who?

The Fan: Just the word out there is that you slipped a little bit, that your offense isn't as good as it used to be, and you're slipping on defense.

Dez Bryant: My offense is potent. Like, what is wrong with these guys? Look. If there's no name, it's no game. Check it out. I'm the best in Madden. Dez Bryant is the best in Madden in this Dallas Cowboys locker room. I am the best and I'm calling out anybody in the D-FW.

The Fan: Okay I don't want to give up anybody buy his name rhymes with Lak Mescott. That's the guy that may be talking trash about you.

Dez Bryant: Dak. Dak.

The Fan: Whoa! How'd you know?

Dez Bryant: Look, Dak don't want none of this. Dak got smashed and blitzed the other day. He didn't tell y'all about that, did he? Lucky [Whitehead] put it on him. Lucky put it on him. Yeah Dak, he got smashed and blitzed.

The Fan: Who else has skills ... besides you?

Dez Bryant: Terrance [Williams]. Terrance has pretty good damn skills, you know. Terrance can ball. ... He beat me the last time we played. I'll be honest. But he's running. He know he got lucky. He knew it was a fluke. See on this new Madden it's kinda hard to kick the field goals. I got it down now. But this was when we first got it. It's hard to kick the field goals but I'm A1 with it.

The Fan: So who does he play with?

Dez Bryant: He play with everybody. See, I'm a one-team guy. I'm playing with the Cowboys.

The Fan: How many targets do you get in a game?

Dez Bryant: Oh no I run it like our offense. Zeke get the majority of the touches. I'm going to hit you with the play action slant with Bease [Cole Beasley] coming across the middle. I got W [Williams] on the fly and sometimes me on the fly. Keep myself, you know, in the middle of the field.

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I love this team. They are fun on and off the field.
 
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StarBoyz83 said:
Kind of bugged me. He didn't need to hit the kangaroo
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I don't know much about kangaroos but they seem to be pretty dangerous when they are in fight mode. The guy lives around this and didn't seem to take it too far. I commend him for sticking up for his dog. I've once had to tackle a big aggressive dog that decided to take a bite at my dog in my sig pic. You never know what you will do when a situation arises.
 
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NewsBot said:
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant recently joined The Ben & Skin Show on 105.3 The Fan to talk about a multitude of topics. Here are some highlights:
Punching a kangaroo


The Fan: Did you see the video of the kangaroo getting punched?

Dez Bryant: Aw, man. I'm not going to lie that [expletive] was funny. I was like, 'What?!' That dude, he really went up there and protect his dog. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

The Fan: What would you do in that situation? Would you square up with the kangaroo?

Dez Bryant: Man, my dog. I love you, but I gotta let him go. Whatever happen, happens.

The Fan: Were you impressed at how well that kangaroo took the punch? Because it was stunned and it kind of held its ground, right? It was like it was waiting for a counterpunch.

Dez Bryant: Right. You know I was like, 'This kangaroo finna kill both of them.' But it was like, 'You know what? I'm going to let them make it today' and he turned around and just took off running.

The Fan: Okay so when that kangaroo goes back to the other kangaroos are they making fun of him because the human stole him?

Dez Bryant: [laughing] If I was the kangaroo, I [would be like], 'Hey, let me tell y'all what just happened.' That's what I'd be telling my kangaroo buddies. 'I got hit today. I coulda whooped the guy ***, but I let him make it. Him and his dog.'

What he wants for Christmas


The Fan: Jerry [Jones] can ball on that level to get you something you don't have, hypothetically. If he came and said, 'What do you want for Christmas?' and he was allowed to what would you ask for?

Dez Bryant: Honestly just to keep on winning. That's it. I just want to keep winning.

The Fan: And a helicopter?

Dez Bryant: And a helicopter with an 'X' on the side of it. Hell yeah. That's sweet, right?

His Madden skills


The Fan: There's a lot of talk out on the streets that your Madden game has fallen off. As good as...

Dez Bryant: That is not true. That is not true.

The Fan: That's what people are saying.

Dez Bryant: Who?

The Fan: Just the word out there is that you slipped a little bit, that your offense isn't as good as it used to be, and you're slipping on defense.

Dez Bryant: My offense is potent. Like, what is wrong with these guys? Look. If there's no name, it's no game. Check it out. I'm the best in Madden. Dez Bryant is the best in Madden in this Dallas Cowboys locker room. I am the best and I'm calling out anybody in the D-FW.

The Fan: Okay I don't want to give up anybody buy his name rhymes with Lak Mescott. That's the guy that may be talking trash about you.

Dez Bryant: Dak. Dak.

The Fan: Whoa! How'd you know?

Dez Bryant: Look, Dak don't want none of this. Dak got smashed and blitzed the other day. He didn't tell y'all about that, did he? Lucky [Whitehead] put it on him. Lucky put it on him. Yeah Dak, he got smashed and blitzed.

The Fan: Who else has skills ... besides you?

Dez Bryant: Terrance [Williams]. Terrance has pretty good damn skills, you know. Terrance can ball. ... He beat me the last time we played. I'll be honest. But he's running. He know he got lucky. He knew it was a fluke. See on this new Madden it's kinda hard to kick the field goals. I got it down now. But this was when we first got it. It's hard to kick the field goals but I'm A1 with it.

The Fan: So who does he play with?

Dez Bryant: He play with everybody. See, I'm a one-team guy. I'm playing with the Cowboys.

The Fan: How many targets do you get in a game?

Dez Bryant: Oh no I run it like our offense. Zeke get the majority of the touches. I'm going to hit you with the play action slant with Bease [Cole Beasley] coming across the middle. I got W [Williams] on the fly and sometimes me on the fly. Keep myself, you know, in the middle of the field.

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I love Dez to death:starspin:
 
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