Eagles owner Jeff Lurie: Players now need to pass a "character test"

[Thick 'N Hearty]

Here are a couple I found:

1. Will you promise to go after only those players who the head coach has announced a bounty for their prompt removal from the game via injury?

2. After leaving said organization, do you promise to work as Defensive Coordinator only to punch Offensive Coordinator of new team on the sideline?

 

[Phoenix-Talon]

What a stupid organization ....! They better start at the Top with that test!

That's sounds like sage Franchise CEO savvy!

 

[Phoenix-Talon]

They seem to be releasing this test in parts because here is a few more ...

4. Do you promise to stand and cheer with the great crowd of philly when an opponent gets injured? Retrospective Specific Stipulations: Shouldn't matter if you are caught Up in the fervor of the game and are completely oblivious of an Injured player. Regardless of whether your are in the "nose-bleed" section of the stadium or not ...once that person next to you gets quiet, you must adhere to the silence code.

5. Do you agree to submit a portion of your paycheck towards the purchase of duracell batteries for every philly fan in the stands? Retrospective Specific Stipulations: Purportedly whether the ofrecast is calling for precipitation in the form of snow, or not.

6. Do you agree to study TO's every move, and report back to me? Specific Stipulations: Only during the games.

 

[Phoenix-Talon]

I wonder why Phonetic-Talon has not responded in this thread? Could it be because he could not pass such a test?

I'd Like to proctor the test!

Normally, anything Eagles, and he jumps in with both guns blazing! Now, he sees to be out of bullets! [/quote]

In 5, 4, 3, 2, ....

 

[5Stars]

4. Do you promise to stand and cheer with the great crowd of philly when an opponent gets injured? Retrospective Specific Stipulations: Shouldn't matter if you are caught Up in the fervor of the game and are completely oblivious of an Injured player. Regardless of whether your are in the "nose-bleed" section of the stadium or not ...once that person next to you gets quiet, you must adhere to the silence code.

5. Do you agree to submit a portion of your paycheck towards the purchase of duracell batteries for every philly fan in the stands? Retrospective Specific Stipulations: Purportedly whether the ofrecast is calling for precipitation in the form of snow, or not.

6. Do you agree to study TO's every move, and report back to me? Specific Stipulations: Only during the games.

What's an "ofrecast"? Is that something unique to Philthy? How come more cities don't have any of these "ofrecasts"? Could I get an "ofrecast"? How much would an "ofrecast" cost? Do "ofercasts" come in different colors? Do men and women like "ofrecasts", or are they just for kids?

 

[EagleAye]

ok, so the players need to pass a character test to play in the only stadium that has a court on the premesis.

oh the bitter irony.

Thats not true. The Linc has no such thing.

 

[SA_Gunslinger]

I happen to have a copy of that test right here.

1.) Do you swear to always worship Donovan McNabb, while he gets more money and accolades than he deserves while constantly choking and failing on the biggest stage?

2.) Will you take less money once you hit 30? Because we will try to lock you up on the cheap long term, and once you hit that age we just don't value you any more, even if you are still a good player.

3.) Are cheese steaks delicious?

that's pretty funny, right there.

 

[Phoenix-Talon]

What's an "ofrecast"? Do "ofercasts" come in different colors? Do men and women like "ofrecasts", or are they just for kids?

Sssshhhh (silencing gesture) ...you didn't know, and I don't have my crayons with me to draw you a picture. But I'll do my best to explain this to you ...again anyway (speaking in a Mr. Rogers-like voice)!

Look carefully at the context (the flow of the sentence) and you may be able to determine that the word should have been "forecast." That's sometimes called a typographical error. We make typos (also affectionately called) and don't even remember we have. But I'll start reminding you of your since you're so interested in them. BTW ...in your quote ..."ofrecast"? ...the question mark should be within the closing quote.

You also spell the typo "ofrecast" two different ways (see your own comments above).

 

[Phoenix-Talon]

Thats not true. The Linc has no such thing.

Welcome to the Zone EagleAye.

 

[5Stars]

But I'll start reminding you of your since you're so interested in them.

You will start? You do it all the time! How do you spell hypocrite?

That's why I did it to you! [SIC] boy!

 

[5Stars]

Thats not true. The Linc has no such thing.

Hey, EagleAye...

:lombardi:

:trophy:

:hammock: It's so great to be a fan of America's Team...the Dallas Cowboys....!

 

[ravidubey]

I happen to have a copy of that test right here.

1.) Do you swear to always worship Donovan McNabb, while he gets more money and accolades than he deserves while constantly choking and failing on the biggest stage?

2.) Will you take less money once you hit 30? Because we will try to lock you up on the cheap long term, and once you hit that age we just don't value you any more, even if you are still a good player.

3.) Are cheese steaks delicious?

:laugh2:

 

[SA_Gunslinger]

Thats not true. The Linc has no such thing.

uhhhh, yes it does.


direct quote from my co-worker who does security at the Linc.

"yes, it's still in existence. Last year, I personally sent people there for underage drinking. There was talk of moving it off-site, but as of last year, it's still there."


believe me, that was the LEAST of the offenses!

 

[5Stars]

uhhhh, yes it does.


direct quote from my co-worker who does security at the Linc.

"yes, it's still in existence. Last year, I personally sent people there for underage drinking. There was talk of moving it off-site, but as of last year, it's still there."


believe me, that was the LEAST of the offenses!

I hope this new one has guillotine in it! That should solve many problems!

 

[Phoenix-Talon]

uhhhh, yes it does.


direct quote from my co-worker who does security at the Linc.

"yes, it's still in existence. Last year, I personally sent people there for underage drinking. There was talk of moving it off-site, but as of last year, it's still there." believe me, that was the LEAST of the offenses!

Co-worker huh!?

 

[Sportsbabe]

T.O. is soooo in their tiny heads, it is funny as hell!! "Gold Standard" at work...

Yep. They are so sad.

 

[SA_Gunslinger]

Co-worker huh!?

yes, co-worker.

what...you think security guys survive off of 10 games a year?

 

[5Stars]

yes, co-worker.

what...you think security guys survive off of 10 games a year?

He never thinks things through when he posts...but, what do you expect? Consider the source...he's an Eagle "fandom"....

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

• A little character
• Alot of character
• Extra character
• No character

none of the above have worked for them so far.... so why put emphasis on it............ although there are a few characters on the team

 

[ddh33]

I've said it ever since this TO to Dallas thing looked like it would happen, but the major reason why I think TO will work better in Dallas is because of the differences between Jerry Jones and TO's previous owners.