So, by your grading criteria. everyone other than the Chiefs are second place and therefore suck.
I wish we had Aaron Donald or George Kittle. Both suck according to Fonzimetrics but I’m sure hopeful that one or both could crack our starting lineup.
Since you pretty much always hate on Dak, I’m guessing you are just especially tough on all QB’s. That must mean Lamar Jackson sucks. He couldn’t even win a playoff game in his entire career. At least Dak has won in the playoffs. I’d still have Lamar on the Cowboys though.
Hey, I’m a fan of TJ Watt. Clearly sucks though according to the Fonzmeter. He’s never won a playoff game, let alone a Super Bowl. I mean, Taco has won more playoff games that TJ.