ESPN-Werder: Cowboys uncertain Jason Witten will play vs Falcons

RunDMC

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Lmao. Ok, bud. I have season tickets, and go to every game. That doesn't mean I have to be all rainbows and lollipops about it. And seriously, what's wrong with you people getting so mad about something some stranger posts on a message board. What are you, 12?

Who is all rainbow and lollipops? I don't think anyone expects the Cowboys to go undefeated without Romo and Dez, but to act like the season is over is ridiculous. You forget we're getting Greg Hardy, Rolando McClain, and Randy Gregory back in a matter of weeks? Hell that unit is playing at an elite level without them and they can be scary good with them. We still have one of the best offensive lines in football. Still have Witten, Terrance Williams, Cole Beasley, three good backs, and Escobar who has and will be featured more. All Weeden has to do is protect the ball and not try to do too much.
 

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If Witten doesn't play it will be a great opportunity for the Cowboys to finally start getting their #2 picks worth out of Escobar.
 

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With Witten questionable you would have to go back to the 89 season to find a year where the Cowboys lost more significant players than this season. In 89 Walker was traded during the season then Aikman went down for several games with a finger injury. The Cowboys then ended up losing both Irvin their stating WR and Kelvin Martin their #2 for the season.
 

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With Witten questionable you would have to go back to the 89 season to find a year where the Cowboys lost more significant players than this season. In 89 Walker was traded during the season then Aikman went down for several games with a finger injury. The Cowboys then ended up losing both Irvin their stating WR and Kelvin Martin their #2 for the season.

That's a pretty solid comparison. Hopefully this year doesn't end up like that one, though.
 

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I think Witten will start the game and come in on 3rd down and goal line.

Highly doubt he'll see as many plays as he usually does.

The team will at least let him out there on the first play, to keep his streak going, not that I think he really cares about it.

The dude is just a warrior.
 

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I am waiting for some chuck norris type comedy meme here in reference to Witten

Be good to each other, Cowboys fans. And stay on topic: Werder is annoying and Witten will be playing on Sunday.

When discussing THE WITTEN on CowboysZone, one does not simply stray off topic -- to do so would instantly alert THE WITTEN to this blasphemy. THE WITTEN would then proceed to invoke a terrible, unspeakable wrath on the unsuspecting victim of such violence and horror that the poster in question would no longer be able to shut his or her eyes without seeing the intimidating, pants-wetting image of a snarling WITTEN thundering straight at the individual, sans helmet.

I know, I tried a little too hard there.
 

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When discussing THE WITTEN on CowboysZone, one does not simply stray off topic -- to do so would instantly alert THE WITTEN to this blasphemy. THE WITTEN would then proceed to invoke a terrible, unspeakable wrath on the unsuspecting victim of such violence and horror that the poster in question would no longer be able to shut his or her eyes without seeing the intimidating, pants-wetting image of a snarling WITTEN thundering straight at the individual, sans helmet.

I know, I tried a little too hard there.

:lmao2:
 

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When discussing THE WITTEN on CowboysZone, one does not simply stray off topic -- to do so would instantly alert THE WITTEN to this blasphemy. THE WITTEN would then proceed to invoke a terrible, unspeakable wrath on the unsuspecting victim of such violence and horror that the poster in question would no longer be able to shut his or her eyes without seeing the intimidating, pants-wetting image of a snarling WITTEN thundering straight at the individual, sans helmet.

I know, I tried a little too hard there.

I was thinking more along the lines "Chuck Norris once watched a Cowboys and was on his way to the store when he made eye contact with a woman who then gave birth immediately to a child named Jason.
 
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