Favorite Line from a Movie

[Yeagermeister]

Aliens

Burke: Okay, look. What if that ship didn't even exist? Did you ever think about that, I didn't know! So, now, if I went and made a major security situation out of it, everybody steps in; Administration steps in, and there's no exclusive rights for anybody, nobody wins! So I made a decision, and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. It was a bad call...
Ripley:(Ripley grabs Burke's shirt-collar and slams him against a wall) THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, BURKE!!! Do you have any idea what you've done here??? Well I'm gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this--you're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!!!
Burke: Ripley? I... You know I expected more from you. I thought you'd be smarter than this.
Ripley: Well, I'm happy to disappoint you.



Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: ****in' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.



Ripley: These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers.
Newt: It won't make any difference.

Bill Paxton's character is one of my favorite parts of that movie. :laugh2:

 

[Chief]

Harry Calahan: "We're not gonna just let you walk outta here."

Crook: "Who's 'we' sucka?"

Harry Calahan: "Smith, Wesson and me."

 

[Faerluna]

Real Genius:

Chris Knight: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dip**** Knight" has a nice ring to it.


Chris Knight: Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!


Shakespeare in Love:

William Shakespeare: I have a new play.
Christopher Marlowe: What's it called?
William Shakespeare: Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Real Genius:

Chris Knight: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dip**** Knight" has a nice ring to it.


Chris Knight: Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!


Shakespeare in Love:

William Shakespeare: I have a new play.
Christopher Marlowe: What's it called?
William Shakespeare: Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter.

Real Genius is another of my all time favs.

Chris: Have you ever seen a body on a girl like this in your life?
Girls father: She's my daughter
Chris: Well I guess you have then.

Mitch as God: Kent, have you been touching yourself?
Kent: No....uh yes
:laugh2:

 

[Danny White]

Strictly Ballroom:

"A life lived in fear is a life half-lived."

 

[Yeagermeister]

This one from Real Genius was to good to pass up

Chris Knight: Hey Kent... That's your car.
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight.
Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help!
[points to Mitch]
Kent: You, huh? Well you won't get away with this. Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

 

[MetalHead]

"Are you not entertained??!!!"...or something like that.
Gladiator

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

"Are you not entertained??!!!"...or something like that.
Gladiator

Ah yes... MANY from that movie.....


"The time for honoring yourself will soon come to an end"


"You will see your wife and child again... but not yet"

 

[bbgun]

Darth Vader: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone:

Doc: "I'm your Huckleberry"

I can watch that movie, then start it over and watch it again. I swear I've watched it probably 100 times, never gets old.

it only took 2 pages

but I've seen Tombstone a bunch of times too, it never gets old

 

[FloridaRob]

Whenever I run across "My Cousin Vinny", I always make sure I stay tuned until Morissa Tormei does her testimony on the witness stand. There were so many great lines from that movie that can't be repeated here but some were just so funny...

D.A. Jim Trotter: Now, uh, Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a ******** question.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Does that mean that you can't answer it?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a ******** question, it's impossible to answer.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Impossible because you don't know the answer!
Mona Lisa Vito: Nobody could answer that question!
D.A. Jim Trotter: Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Can you answer the question?
Mona Lisa Vito: No, it is a trick question!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Why is it a trick question?
Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Watch this.
Mona Lisa Vito: 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Well... um... she's acceptable, Your Honor.

 

[ethiostar]

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone:

Doc: "I'm your Huckleberry"

I can watch that movie, then start it over and watch it again. I swear I've watched it probably 100 times, never gets old.

Great movie,

My favorite line is when Doc confronts one of the bad guys right outside a saloon and the bad guy tells Doc something like

Bad guy: "you (Doc) are so drunk that you're probably seeing doubles"

Doc: "Well i've got two guns, one for the both of you"

Love that line!

 

[CliffnDallas]

" This is One of the oldest trees in Potterville. You mean Bedford Falls? No! I mean Potterville. Don't you think I know where I live?"

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Leave the gun, grab the canoles :laugh2:

That's my line Yeags.

:laugh2:

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

"Are you not entertained??!!!"...or something like that.
Gladiator

Now that's a great movie Artie.

"My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next - Maximus

-- Gladiator "

 

[xWraithx]

"I'd **** me."

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

This is right there with one of my all time favorites.

"Does your Dog bite?"

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[ethiostar]

This is right there with one of my all time favorites.

"Does your Dog bite?"

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Awesome choice. I was just about to post this one.

 

[Temo]

Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

(Empire Strikes Back)

The star wars movies didn't really have great dialogue, even the "good ones" (before Lucas butchered them). But this one was great.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

This one from Real Genius was to good to pass up

Chris Knight: Hey Kent... That's your car.
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight.
Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help!
[points to Mitch]
Kent: You, huh? Well you won't get away with this. Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates.
Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?
Kent: You did not.
Chris Knight: This is true.
Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?