Finish the story, and/or the three word thread

[RustyBourneHorse]

hips barely workin'

Like Jerry Jones'

 

[nobody]

barely used brains

 

[kskboys]

barely used brains

barely seems optimistic

 

[Preoccupied]

when the wife

 

[Runwildboys]

bought that artwork

 

[Londonboy]

Instead of a TE

 

[Runwildboys]

to replace hers

 

[Preoccupied]

as the batteries

 

[Longboysfan]

were just about

 

[CouchCoach]

were just about

to run out

 

[Runwildboys]

in her Life-Alert

 

[CouchCoach]

in her Life-Alert

lacey padded bra

 

[dallasdave]

lacey padded bra

taken off quickly

 

[Londonboy]

triggering catastrophic flesh-tsunami

 

[dallasdave]

triggering catastrophic flesh-tsunami

the end is-near

 

[CouchCoach]

the end is-near

but the middle

 

[dallasdave]

but the middle

between 2 cheerleaders

 

[Longboysfan]

there was flesh-aplenty

 

[CouchCoach]

there was flesh-aplenty

and CC room

 

[Runwildboys]

but the middle

is even nearer! (Sorry, just couldn't let that one go.)