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CapnB

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Yeah, but you’re ALWAYS teetering on the edge, a contradiction of compulsive behaviors...

Of course, most admire your absurd proclivities. By the way, the PJG’s annual Nude Car Wash went down last night, raising $4.28. Gipper was there with Amish Porn and boxing gloves. CapnB showed up after everyone left, pantless of course. The Twice Baked Sale is imminent, and just to refresh, we get a couple of cases of assorted Little Debbie Snack Cakes, unwrap and put into plastic containers, passing them off as homade. Then we break out some Purple Kush and get baked. Even though we then eat half the inventory, the markup still allows us to make a few bucks (We need bus fare to get home)!

You would be amazed how many times that happens. People tell me to show up at a certain time.. So i do, and nobody is there. If this happens 27 more times im gonna think something is up
 

CapnB

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Thought it wouldnt matter if we didnt stay together and if it was over, maybe it was for the better. I was thinking I'd be alright til i thought all through now i know i aint really living if i have to live without yoooooouuu, I dont wanna live without ur love i dont wanna face the night alone i could never make it through my life if i had to make it on my own.

I dont wanna love nobody else i dont wanna find somebody new i dont wanna live without your love i just wanna live my life with yoooouuuuuu
 

kskboys

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Thought it wouldnt matter if we didnt stay together and if it was over, maybe it was for the better. I was thinking I'd be alright til i thought all through now i know i aint really living if i have to live without yoooooouuu, I dont wanna live without ur love i dont wanna face the night alone i could never make it through my life if i had to make it on my own.

I dont wanna love nobody else i dont wanna find somebody new i dont wanna live without your love i just wanna live my life with yoooouuuuuu
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin!!!!
 

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I've been on this forum for 6 months now and quite a few former DallasCowboys.com members have been here a lot longer, but has any of you other former DC.com members been ignored on here yet?
 

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Yeah, but you’re ALWAYS teetering on the edge, a contradiction of compulsive behaviors...

Of course, most admire your absurd proclivities. By the way, the PJG’s annual Nude Car Wash went down last night, raising $4.28. Gipper was there with Amish Porn and boxing gloves. CapnB showed up after everyone left, pantless of course. The Twice Baked Sale is imminent, and just to refresh, we get a couple of cases of assorted Little Debbie Snack Cakes, unwrap and put into plastic containers, passing them off as homade. Then we break out some Purple Kush and get baked. Even though we then eat half the inventory, the markup still allows us to make a few bucks (We need bus fare to get home)!
The Home agreed to come pick me up. In fact, they insisted on it.
 

Ranched

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Ah, to be young, and insane!
....hec you're OLD & insane. -------->runs
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kskboys

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Would that be a stretcher for a midget or an apparatus for stretching midgets? I think they call those mini racks.
IDK, I was drinkin' when I read it, maybe it was a Midge Ketcher? Or a Midnight Sexer? Hades, I'm on the way, just in case it was that last one!!!
 
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