For Everyone Worn Down By This Off Season

KingintheNorth

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Great stuff Hos... Carlin was an amazing comic and he is missed.


Now, should we trade for Peppers? Should we sign Torry Holt? When are we cutting Ellis? Do we miss TO yet?

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Apollo Creed

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There aren't many things he said that I didn't agree with.

Aren't enough funny people out there anymore, and if they are - I ain't seen em.

Tools like Dane Cook make a living running around yelling and saying the most ignorant **** you can imagine. Carlin just said what was on his mind.
 

THUMPER

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Hostile;2698441 said:
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One of the classic routines of all time! I never get tired of hearing that one.

Baseball is for pansies!
 

Kaika

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Thanx Man, Your right, it has been a long off season already.

Carlins Great.
Seems we lose the better entertainers waaaay tooo early.
 

Juke99

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I took my first date to see George Carlin at Carnegie Hall...

Brilliant mind...Carlin, not my date.
 

Hostile

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Juke99;2698604 said:
I took my first date to see George Carlin at Carnegie Hall...

Brilliant mind...Carlin, not my date.
We'd have grasped that she wasn't bright off the fact she was your date.
 

Sarge

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Hostile;2698615 said:
We'd have grasped that she wasn't bright off the fact she was your date.

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BIGDen

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Apollo Creed;2698483 said:
There aren't many things he said that I didn't agree with.

Aren't enough funny people out there anymore, and if they are - I ain't seen em.

Tools like Dane Cook make a living running around yelling and saying the most ignorant **** you can imagine. Carlin just said what was on his mind.

Sad but true. Cook is energetic, but says nothing funny. It's like watching a clown that wants to be more than a clown but just can't do it.
 

ethiostar

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Apollo Creed;2698483 said:
There aren't many things he said that I didn't agree with.

Aren't enough funny people out there anymore, and if they are - I ain't seen em.

Tools like Dane Cook make a living running around yelling and saying the most ignorant **** you can imagine. Carlin just said what was on his mind.

I tend to agree with you to a large extent but you can still find a few out there. If you haven't seen him yet i recommend checking out Eddie Izzard, a brilliant British comedian. You can rent his stand up at video stores, try 'Dress to Kill', i think it's one of his best. For someone completely different a little and vulgar but very smart, Kat Williams is also good.
 

DallasDomination

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Apollo Creed;2698483 said:
There aren't many things he said that I didn't agree with.

Aren't enough funny people out there anymore, and if they are - I ain't seen em.

Tools like Dane Cook make a living running around yelling and saying the most ignorant **** you can imagine. Carlin just said what was on his mind.

I dont know what kind of comedy your into but... Dave Chapells stand up is hilarious. Dane Cook if pretty funny to.
 

Apollo Creed

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DallasDomination;2698697 said:
I dont know what kind of comedy your into but... Dave Chapells stand up is hilarious. Dane Cook if pretty funny to.

Yeah Dave is amazing, he just doesn't do much work anymore - he saw through a lot of the BS and kinda left the game.

Dane Cook is annoying, I thought he was great at first, then you just realize that he isn't saying anything and that it doesn't take much effort to run around on stage saying the most ignorant **** that pops into your head. Bees! Someone **** on the coats! Kool Aid Man!

I'm 21, and would rather listen to the Kings of Comedy, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin - than anyone that is telling 'jokes' today.
 

jswalker1981

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Apollo Creed;2698777 said:
Yeah Dave is amazing, he just doesn't do much work anymore - he saw through a lot of the BS and kinda left the game.

Dane Cook is annoying, I thought he was great at first, then you just realize that he isn't saying anything and that it doesn't take much effort to run around on stage saying the most ignorant **** that pops into your head. Bees! Someone **** on the coats! Kool Aid Man!

I'm 21, and would rather listen to the Kings of Comedy, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin - than anyone that is telling 'jokes' today.

I feel the same way. When he first started, Dane cook was really funny, now he isn't at all. If you have to resort to obscene jokes and constant cursing than you should just give it up.
 
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