For Everyone Worn Down By This Off Season

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Apollo Creed;2698483 said:
There aren't many things he said that I didn't agree with.

Aren't enough funny people out there anymore, and if they are - I ain't seen em.

Tools like Dane Cook make a living running around yelling and saying the most ignorant **** you can imagine. Carlin just said what was on his mind.


Louis C.K
Lewis Black

Those are my two favorites, both remind me a little of Carlin.
 

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Apollo Creed;2698777 said:
Yeah Dave is amazing, he just doesn't do much work anymore - he saw through a lot of the BS and kinda left the game.

Dane Cook is annoying, I thought he was great at first, then you just realize that he isn't saying anything and that it doesn't take much effort to run around on stage saying the most ignorant **** that pops into your head. Bees! Someone **** on the coats! Kool Aid Man!

I'm 21, and would rather listen to the Kings of Comedy, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin - than anyone that is telling 'jokes' today.

or my personal fav, "you know you're drunk when you think the cab-fare is the time" he-YUK! Dane Cook is a frat-comic, really obnoxious with stuff that will make you laugh if you are sloshed at a party

I agree wholeheartedly with what you're saying, but this young guy Dimitri Martin is really funny, he's a sketch comic/funny Jerry Seinfeld, started out as the "hip reporter" on the Daily Show, really funny guy, you can catch him Wednesday night on Comedy Central
 

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JerryAdvocate;2698817 said:
or my personal fav, "you know you're drunk when you think the cab-fare is the time" he-YUK! Dane Cook is a frat-comic, really obnoxious with stuff that will make you laugh if you are sloshed at a party

I agree wholeheartedly with what you're saying, but this young guy Dimitri Martin is really funny, he's a sketch comic/funny Jerry Seinfeld, started out as the "hip reporter" on the Daily Show, really funny guy, you can catch him Wednesday night on Comedy Central

I rented his stand-up and was pleasantly surprised.
 

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I just showed this to my friend who is a huge baseball fan. he's pissed right now:laugh2:
 

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Rampage;2699052 said:
I just showed this to my friend who is a huge baseball fan. he's pissed right now:laugh2:
do you guys still play stickball in the streets?
 

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Rampage;2699052 said:
I just showed this to my friend who is a huge baseball fan. he's pissed right now:laugh2:
Tell him I said he needs to get his candy *** over it.
 

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JerryAdvocate;2699076 said:
they got deep-dish? cannoliz?? bellisimo!
yessir

Hostile;2699077 said:
Tell him I said he needs to get his candy *** over it.
funny thing is he loves George Carlin but has never seen that.:laugh2:
 

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JerryAdvocate;2699096 said:
so besides playing stick-ball, eating pizza, and working out, what else do you guys do?
run numbers and make people offers they can't refuse.
 

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Juke99;2698604 said:
I took my first date to see George Carlin at Carnegie Hall...

Brilliant mind...Carlin, not my date.

But rest assured, she gave good...................................
 

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Hostile;2698615 said:
We'd have grasped that she wasn't bright off the fact she was your date.

I'll make sure I mention that to Jan.

:D
 

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Juke99;2699223 said:
I'll make sure I mention that to Jan.

:D
:write:

Note to self...avoid Jan next trip to NYC. Juke threw me under the bus.
 

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Hostile;2698441 said:
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Thanks Hos.

I've always enjoyed that routine, but it was even better this time. I don't know if it's because the times we're in or because Carlin is gone now.
 
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