He's Not Elite Lyrics
Sung to the tune of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
They said he could rush.
They said he could rush.
His moves were pure.
I saw a demon.
Of that I'm sure.
I smiled at him on draft day.
Tho he wasn't Merriman.
I wouldn't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause Tuna had a plan.
But he's not elite.
He's not elite.
He's not elite, it's true.
I saw his rush in the Texans crush,
And he didn't know what to do,
And he'll never be
LT II.
Yes, he hurt my eye,
As the year went by.
I could see from his game
that he was F!#?!$! lame,
And I don't want to see that again.
And the nightmare I saw will last 'till the
end.
He's not elite.
He's not elite, it's true.
I saw him tamed in
the Philly game.
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with Shawne.
La la la
la la la la la la
He's not elite.
He's not elite.
He's not elite, it's true.
There must be a fan with a smile on his face,
'Cause his team took Merriman.
But it's time to
face the facts.
Ware will never get the sacks.