Full on double Plat cowboys beat bucs

[john van brocklin]

not as worried...we have a plan for it

You're more positive than me!

 

[Red Dragon]

Look, OP, don't take offense, but your "guaranteed" victories have historically had a less than 50% record.

 

[Hadenough]

was thinking about taking a writing class?....when i get excited have tendency to jump all over the place but....just sit back Sunday night and watch the cowboys put the hurt on Bucs

That would be wonderful if the Cowboys stomp the Bucs. But if they do please refrain from thumping your chest. They will need to beat the Bengals to prove the Bucs and Brady weren't just a fading older contender with not much left.

 

[nobody]

He did the double platinum....we're doomed. His double plats almost always curse the Cowboys.

 

[FTWayne]

 

[KJJ]

Second straight Platt guarantee to blow up in your face. Try another shtick!

 

[Jake]

To be fair, I don't think it's Rico's fault that Noah Brown is currently our #2 receiver. That took a lot of hope, more than I could muster.

 

[ghst187]

Triple plat guarantee we lose to the bengals next week

 

[TheDude]

@GORICO

Please ban yourself

 

[Tabascocat]

If the OP says to got to Vegas and bet on black……I’m taking red!

 

[DandyDon52]

was thinking about taking a writing class?....when i get excited have tendency to jump all over the place but....just sit back Sunday night and watch the cowboys put the hurt on Bucs

Hey Gor you jinxed them real good tonight ! that was so bad surprised even me!
Beginning to think you may be a eagles fan sent here to jinx cowboys??

 

[GORICO]

Hey Gor you jinxed them real good tonight ! that was so bad surprised even me!
Beginning to think you may be a eagles fan sent here to jinx cowboys??

Dandy here is truth...i am a delusional Cowboy Homer and it ends in death....plus i got ripped off...it takes pure Platinum ore to make Plats to guarantee a win and i found out no Plat ore

just shiny Aluminum......the Plats are dead

 

[GORICO]

Second straight Platt guarantee to blow up in your face. Try another shtick!

KJJ----Oh man that was some bad Plat ore....its too combustible when come along side pathetic-ism?......my delusional Cowboy Homerism can be a concern....before kick-off we were undefeated?......i buried the Plats ......so bad jacking up a team and game

and be thoroughly humiliated in such a fashion

 

[GORICO]

Look, OP, don't take offense, but your "guaranteed" victories have historically had a less than 50% record.

to be accurate that is not true...its just the ones that dont make it hurt so bad and they have been close together.....plus i am no handi-capper just Cowboy Homer....but you got someone to blame

on a losing Monday...so there are perks...but if this helps i buried rest of Plats 1000 feet underground surrounded by concrete and steel

 

[Streifenkarl]

But hey, thanks for the laugh. Since there is not much else to laugh about.

 

[GORICO]

Triple plat guarantee we lose to the bengals next week

ghst----- i can never go against cowboys.....its due to Homerism disease.....Cincy had a wild game....but it totally get you ghost man

 

[GORICO]

But hey, thanks for the laugh. Since there is not much else to laugh about.

i was laughing too between bouts of projectile vomiting.....its downside of Homerism

 

[GORICO]

If the OP says to got to Vegas and bet on black……I’m taking red!

no sir cannot blame you in the least....i would too

 

[GORICO]

@GORICO

Please ban yourself

actually had that thought on mind....but nothing to due with losing Plats or games....i am choosing to follow Jesus Christ and Cowboys become an "idol" of time and heart....Mods can ban me too if they so choose

 

[Streifenkarl]

At least you own it man, cudos to you. If I could send you a 100 likes I would. Man, how can a team play so badly...