Funny Thread from Art at Extremeskins

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In my section there were very few Cowboy fans, but, in my row, there were three and a Commander fan all together. A big, fat, old black guy the row behind them started laying into one of the Cowboy fans toward the end of the game.

Surprisingly the Cowboy fan stood his ground yelling back. Friends of the Commander fan and the Cowboy fan got them calmed, but, the sniping continued for a while. Eventually I tired of his little show and grabbed the Cowboy fan who was shouting up to the Commander fan.

I pulled him to me and said, "Time for you to go." He realized he was about to be beaten unto death, and said, "I don't want no problem. He started it." I just calmly said, "Don't care. It's his house. You're surrounded. Leave now."

And he did.

As long as I'm at a game, FedEx won't ever be a safe haven for all Cowboy fans. Respectful ones I'm good with. Ballsy ones get to whimper off as this one and his friends did. The benefits of being me.
 
it's bs.

Art weighs about 140 lbs and wears childrens pajamas.

I got this on good authority from Scott David (wacky ralph). :D
 
Duane said:
Eventually I tired of his little show and grabbed the Cowboy fan who was shouting up to the Commander fan.

I pulled him to me and said, "Time for you to go." He realized he was about to be beaten unto death, and said, "I don't want no problem. He started it." I just calmly said, "Don't care. It's his house. You're surrounded. Leave now."

And he did.

As long as I'm at a game, FedEx won't ever be a safe haven for all Cowboy fans. Respectful ones I'm good with. Ballsy ones get to whimper off as this one and his friends did. The benefits of being me.

:eek:

Is this guy's serious??

It's almost unbelievable that, even w/ ALL the moronic stuff I read on forums, a person could type that, then click ~Preview Post~, read it and go... "Yeaaa, THAT looks believable", then click ~Submit Reply~!!!
 
DallasCowpoke said:
:eek:

Is this guy's serious??

It's almost unbelievable that, even w/ ALL the moronic stuff I read on forums, a person could type that, then click ~Preview Post~, read it and go... "Yeaaa, THAT looks believable", then click ~Submit Reply~!!!

Don't be getting ballsy pal. :p
 
Art said:
I pulled him to me and said, "Cowboy-man, I love you!" He realized he was about to be beaten unto death, and said, "I don't want no problem. What is it you want from me?” I just calmly said, "A kiss, and not just one of those peck-on-the-lips deals, I'm talking long, lingering, deep, and with full tongue action. You're surrounded." So he did.

As long as I'm at a game, FedEx won't ever be a safe haven for all Cowboy fans, body builders with those cute little Speedos, transvestites, or the occasional sexy mustachioed State Trooper. I'm good with. Balls. The benefits of being me.

Above, is a transcript of what REALLY happened!!
 
Duane said:
http://extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74865


In my section there were very few Cowboy fans, but, in my row, there were three and a Commander fan all together. A big, fat, old black guy the row behind them started laying into one of the Cowboy fans toward the end of the game.

Surprisingly the Cowboy fan stood his ground yelling back. Friends of the Commander fan and the Cowboy fan got them calmed, but, the sniping continued for a while. Eventually I tired of his little show and grabbed the Cowboy fan who was shouting up to the Commander fan.

I pulled him to me and said, "Time for you to go." He realized he was about to be beaten unto death, and said, "I don't want no problem. He started it." I just calmly said, "Don't care. It's his house. You're surrounded. Leave now."

And he did.

As long as I'm at a game, FedEx won't ever be a safe haven for all Cowboy fans. Respectful ones I'm good with. Ballsy ones get to whimper off as this one and his friends did. The benefits of being me.

I saw that this morning before I went to work... It gave me my laugh for the day... Still thumping his chest, trying to look like a big man after he had to eat crow like a little man
 
LOL

Please see page 3. Don't know who had this brilliant quote but props to you:

(In response to Art's above post)

"Yep, and I flew over your stadium in my Gulfstream and dumped a beer on you.

One good tale deserves another."

:D
 
This is the other sad thing about that site...

"You're welcome here. But Art is a staff member. If Art says thats what happened, thats what happened.

Period."

:eek:
 
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caption under picture reads...

Art and smoot together. I couldn't believe that smoot was drinking a beer. lol

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caption under pic reads....

The crew giving ##### to a cowboy fan.

Should read....Why does it take so many skins fans to circle around...ONE cowboys fan...and then BRAG about it?

Real Tough guys.




http://community.webshots.com/user/deadtreecrew
 
BrAinPaiNt said:
193636422wnNAtd_ph.jpg


caption under picture reads...

Art and smoot together. I couldn't believe that smoot was drinking a beer. lol

193635323AIOCWR_ph.jpg


caption under pic reads....

The crew giving ##### to a cowboy fan.

Should read....Why does it take so many skins fans to circle around...ONE cowboys fan...and then BRAG about it?

Real Tough guys.




http://community.webshots.com/user/deadtreecrew
after seeing a picture of Art, does anybody actually believe his story?

My wife can look more intimidating then that "guy".
 
If he's the tall oversized guy I saw in the tailgate pics from the other day...He looks like Benny from that old show - LA Law..
 
CowboysPrincess said:
If he's the tall oversized guy I saw in the tailgate pics from the other day...He looks like Benny from that old show - LA Law..


Never watched LA Law...but is it the same guy that played in that silly horror film Dr Giggles?
 
CowboysPrincess said:
If he's the tall oversized guy I saw in the tailgate pics from the other day...He looks like Benny from that old show - LA Law..
LOL, wasn't that guy mentally handicapped?

You are right though, a resemblance does exist.
 

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