Funny Thread from Art at Extremeskins

Duane · Sep 28, 2004

http://extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74865

In my section there were very few Cowboy fans, but, in my row, there were three and a Commander fan all together. A big, fat, old black guy the row behind them started laying into one of the Cowboy fans toward the end of the game.

Surprisingly the Cowboy fan stood his ground yelling back. Friends of the Commander fan and the Cowboy fan got them calmed, but, the sniping continued for a while. Eventually I tired of his little show and grabbed the Cowboy fan who was shouting up to the Commander fan.

I pulled him to me and said, "Time for you to go." He realized he was about to be beaten unto death, and said, "I don't want no problem. He started it." I just calmly said, "Don't care. It's his house. You're surrounded. Leave now."

And he did.

As long as I'm at a game, FedEx won't ever be a safe haven for all Cowboy fans. Respectful ones I'm good with. Ballsy ones get to whimper off as this one and his friends did. The benefits of being me.

BrAinPaiNt · Sep 28, 2004

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9070

Eric_Boyer · Sep 28, 2004

it's bs.

Art weighs about 140 lbs and wears childrens pajamas.

I got this on good authority from Scott David (wacky ralph).

Duane · Sep 28, 2004

BrAinPaiNt said:
http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9070

Doh!

Guess I wasn't the only one to see that. lol

AJM1613 · Sep 28, 2004

There's a Hooter's in Fedex?

DallasCowpoke111 · Sep 28, 2004

Duane said:
Eventually I tired of his little show and grabbed the Cowboy fan who was shouting up to the Commander fan.

I pulled him to me and said, "Time for you to go." He realized he was about to be beaten unto death, and said, "I don't want no problem. He started it." I just calmly said, "Don't care. It's his house. You're surrounded. Leave now."

And he did.

As long as I'm at a game, FedEx won't ever be a safe haven for all Cowboy fans. Respectful ones I'm good with. Ballsy ones get to whimper off as this one and his friends did. The benefits of being me.

Is this guy's serious??

It's almost unbelievable that, even w/ ALL the moronic stuff I read on forums, a person could type that, then click ~Preview Post~, read it and go... "Yeaaa, THAT looks believable", then click ~Submit Reply~!!!

SoTex · Sep 28, 2004

DallasCowpoke said:
Is this guy's serious??

It's almost unbelievable that, even w/ ALL the moronic stuff I read on forums, a person could type that, then click ~Preview Post~, read it and go... "Yeaaa, THAT looks believable", then click ~Submit Reply~!!!

Don't be getting ballsy pal.

DallasCowpoke111 · Sep 28, 2004

Art said:
I pulled him to me and said, "Cowboy-man, I love you!" He realized he was about to be beaten unto death, and said, "I don't want no problem. What is it you want from me?” I just calmly said, "A kiss, and not just one of those peck-on-the-lips deals, I'm talking long, lingering, deep, and with full tongue action. You're surrounded." So he did.

As long as I'm at a game, FedEx won't ever be a safe haven for all Cowboy fans, body builders with those cute little Speedos, transvestites, or the occasional sexy mustachioed State Trooper. I'm good with. Balls. The benefits of being me.

Above, is a transcript of what REALLY happened!!

SoTex · Sep 28, 2004

DallasCowpoke said:
Above, is a transcript of what REALLY happened!!

Now that's funny right there.

jamez25 · Sep 28, 2004

DallasCowpoke said:
Above, is a transcript of what REALLY happened!!

lmao ........

Hostile · Sep 28, 2004

Don't anyone mess with Art.

I've been to Philly in my Skins gear. Even got the measure of Philly fans in a sweet brawl.

The30YardSlant · Sep 28, 2004

Hostile said:
Don't anyone mess with Art.

Im 19 and I would beat his a**.

CowboyPrincess · Sep 28, 2004

Duane said:
http://extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74865

In my section there were very few Cowboy fans, but, in my row, there were three and a Commander fan all together. A big, fat, old black guy the row behind them started laying into one of the Cowboy fans toward the end of the game.

Surprisingly the Cowboy fan stood his ground yelling back. Friends of the Commander fan and the Cowboy fan got them calmed, but, the sniping continued for a while. Eventually I tired of his little show and grabbed the Cowboy fan who was shouting up to the Commander fan.

I pulled him to me and said, "Time for you to go." He realized he was about to be beaten unto death, and said, "I don't want no problem. He started it." I just calmly said, "Don't care. It's his house. You're surrounded. Leave now."

And he did.

As long as I'm at a game, FedEx won't ever be a safe haven for all Cowboy fans. Respectful ones I'm good with. Ballsy ones get to whimper off as this one and his friends did. The benefits of being me.

I saw that this morning before I went to work... It gave me my laugh for the day... Still thumping his chest, trying to look like a big man after he had to eat crow like a little man

Avery · Sep 28, 2004

LOL

Please see page 3. Don't know who had this brilliant quote but props to you:

(In response to Art's above post)

"Yep, and I flew over your stadium in my Gulfstream and dumped a beer on you.

One good tale deserves another."

AceofSpades · Sep 28, 2004

This is the other sad thing about that site...

"You're welcome here. But Art is a staff member. If Art says thats what happened, thats what happened.

Period."

BrAinPaiNt · Sep 29, 2004

caption under picture reads...

Art and smoot together. I couldn't believe that smoot was drinking a beer. lol

caption under pic reads....

The crew giving ##### to a cowboy fan.

Should read....Why does it take so many skins fans to circle around...ONE cowboys fan...and then BRAG about it?

Real Tough guys.

http://community.webshots.com/user/deadtreecrew

Eric_Boyer · Sep 29, 2004

BrAinPaiNt said:
caption under picture reads...

Art and smoot together. I couldn't believe that smoot was drinking a beer. lol

caption under pic reads....

The crew giving ##### to a cowboy fan.

Should read....Why does it take so many skins fans to circle around...ONE cowboys fan...and then BRAG about it?

Real Tough guys.

http://community.webshots.com/user/deadtreecrew

after seeing a picture of Art, does anybody actually believe his story?

My wife can look more intimidating then that "guy".

CowboyPrincess · Sep 29, 2004

If he's the tall oversized guy I saw in the tailgate pics from the other day...He looks like Benny from that old show - LA Law..

BrAinPaiNt · Sep 29, 2004

CowboysPrincess said:
If he's the tall oversized guy I saw in the tailgate pics from the other day...He looks like Benny from that old show - LA Law..

Never watched LA Law...but is it the same guy that played in that silly horror film Dr Giggles?

Eric_Boyer · Sep 29, 2004

CowboysPrincess said:
If he's the tall oversized guy I saw in the tailgate pics from the other day...He looks like Benny from that old show - LA Law..

LOL, wasn't that guy mentally handicapped?

You are right though, a resemblance does exist.

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