Turkey bacon because that crap is about as close to bacon as this will be to a real game. I may make fake steaks out of tofu or burgers out of beans and brown rice. Pretend food for a game no one wants to play.
And the Giants fans just want the nightmare to end, they can't even affect the Cowboys' season, all they can do is drop a few spots in the draft with a win. I recall that last game in 2017, we had some fans here wishing the same thing the Giants' fans are wishing today, this game is for 2019.
The only positive about a Cowboys win is dropping the value in Gruden's pick and I will drink to that. Just cuz I ain't eatin' doesn't mean I can't be a drinkin'. Soooooooo, Bloody Mary's for the pregame and Mimosa's for the game.