'Geronimo': Code name for bin Laden blasted

BrAinPaiNt

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nyc;3942807 said:
Well, I'm just offended that everyone else is offended and it wasn't I who offended them. ...or maybe I did. Whatever, I'm not only offended, I'm pissed!

You are just tored up because your pet hamster, named liberace, got squished.

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trickblue;3942811 said:
Luckily you don't "appreciate" solid spelling... ;)

I'm even more offended...

Im offended that you didn't catch that mistake more quickly.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3942804 said:
You get some butt putty and some bayberry candles?

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He had a case of Johnny Appleseed revenge.

Hope I can say Johnny Appleseed without offending anyone. :laugh2:
 

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Doomsday101;3942831 said:
He had a case of Johnny Appleseed revenge.

Hope I can say Johnny Appleseed without offending anyone. :laugh2:

Johnny Appleseed is a great American..I am offended!1!!!
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3942834 said:
Johnny Appleseed is a great American..I am offended!1!!!

I'm not offended that you are offended but I am hurt that you are offended. :laugh2:
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3942834 said:
Johnny Appleseed is a great American..I am offended!1!!!

He married Lucy Cooley who is probably in some way related to Chris Cooley of the Commanders. I'm offended!
 

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trickblue;3942791 said:
And this offends me as a person that appreciates the proper spelling of "grammar"...

:laugh2: Intentional to generate sacrasm?
 

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nyc;3942844 said:
He married Lucy Cooley who is probably in some way related to Chris Cooley of the Commanders. I'm offended!

I don't think they are related...I think Chris is from Uranus. :laugh2:
 

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Joe Rod;3942849 said:
:laugh2: Intentional to generate sacrasm?

Well the fact that you wanted to generate sacrasm instead of sarcasm REALLY offends me...
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3942820 said:
You are just tored up because your pet hamster, named liberace, got squished.

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zrinkill;3942890 said:

I am offended that you wear chain mail on the weekends. Americans don't wear chain mail...only europeans.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3942895 said:
I am offended that you wear chain mail on the weekends. Americans don't wear chain mail...only europeans.

Ok now I'm just disgusted. :laugh2:
 

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Doomsday101;3942906 said:
Ok now I'm just disgusted. :laugh2:

Joking with him...he is into the medieval reenactment things....although now that I read it again I can understand how it could look perverted coming from a noted pervert.:laugh2:
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3942944 said:
Joking with him...he is into the medieval reenactment things....although now that I read it again I can understand how it could look perverted coming from a noted pervert.:laugh2:

Now I'm offended. Where is the PC police!!!!! I want to file charges.:laugh2:
 

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Doomsday101;3942946 said:
Now I'm offended. Where is the PC police!!!!! I want to file charges.:laugh2:

Now for some real world helpful advice.

Don't mix the pervert and the chain mail.

It will pinch your bare skin and pull hairs out.

This concludes this public service announcement.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3942954 said:
Now for some real world helpful advice.

Don't mix the pervert and the chain mail.

It will pinch your bare skin and pull hairs out.

This concludes this public service announcement.

I'm just flabbergasted
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3942954 said:
Now for some real world helpful advice.

Don't mix the pervert and the chain mail.

It will pinch your bare skin and pull hairs out.

This concludes this public service announcement.

And if we enjoy such things?
 

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Had Bin Laden listed to Paul Simmon things would be different.


You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free



It is not just 50 ways to leave your lover it works as well with Navy Seals. :laugh2:
 
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