Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by timb2, Jun 1, 2021.
What? You don't remember when Dorothy fought the Wicked Witch of the East?
"All work and no play makes Jack a full boy"
Oops. I meant to write "dull boy".
"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!"
" I'll be back".
" Only in a rerun".
" So who says these women are not beautiful"?
" Bausch & Lomb".
" I'm going for the one in the middle you can have your choice of the other two".
" You get the Hyena and I get to choose from the Hippo or the Giraffe"?
"Did you ever hear the saying" Beauty is in the Eyes of the Beholder"?
Did you ever hear the song " Who let the Dogs Out"?
“We got a bleeder…..”
" Don't have time to bleed".
"Ya got time to duck?"
"Get to da chappa!"
" You one ugly @#$%&^".
"Yo, Deliverance! You see number 74? Well, that's MY son."
“I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins!”
"Here at NASA we all pee the same color."
"I will not be dictated to! I will not be threatened! I am the morning and evening star! I... am... Pharaoh!"
(a long one but another of my favorites)
"All right, Lockett. You wanna go there? Let's go there. I commanded men and men died. Kids. 19 years old. The best men I ever led. Do you think for a second I wouldn't rather trade places with them? I know you think I got my men killed. They're dead. I'm here. Like the punchline to some bad joke. You think I like that? Do you think a minute goes by that those faces aren't right here seared into my brain?
Dante. Thomas T. Corporal. 1-5-6-5-0-9-3-8-6. Ambruster, William R. Private. 8-7-6-6-6-2-3-5-4. Wharton, Jeffrey H. Lance Corporal. 8-7-4-2-7-3-9-9-3. Lockett, Duane G. Corporal. 1-5-6-8-7-0-9...
Your brother was an outstanding Marine. He was my friend. And I miss him every day. And you remind me of him."