Grammar Corner

[GimmeTheBall!]

The grammar police are annoying on the internet...

As long as I get the drift of what is being said, I'm good.

Yeah, you prairie lout.
Say hey to the toothless boys at the feed store.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Use an idiot! Is that cotcorr enough?

Hey, how is your new septic tank working? I bet the missus thinks you are a good provider!

Don't fight good communication. Not all kin like yours work at the feedlot.
Others' kids need to be skilled in some language.

 

[Runwildboys]

It was just a nod of respect to your grandma who pr

I want to take Melon on a world tour to show the world how NOT TO USE ENGLISH. He will be treated humanely and not exposed to ridicule.

Don't make promises you know you can't keep!

 

[Runwildboys]

Yeah, you prairie lout.
Say hey to the toothless boys at the feed store.

FYI, that one's a Canadian!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Great idear, this was badily kneaded.

Where were you when I kneaded your sister?
Actually, your presence was not required....

 

[Melonfeud]

It was just a nod of respect to your grandma who probably would eat MELONFEUDS homework, Too!

I want to take Melon on a world tour to show the world how NOT TO USE ENGLISH. He will be treated humanely and not exposed to ridicule.

Will there be warm beers & meat pies of questionable contents? If so,how much up front money are you expecting from me,exactly, anyhow?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Allot of People make that mistake.
The might of Rome was it's Legions BTW

Speaking of Romans, we often misuse the word cohort as a buddy, accomplice, conspirator.
A cohort is a Roman military unit.
Correct: The Romans sent a cohort of warriors into Macedonia.
Incorrect: His cohort, BrainPaint, burgled the store, his six fingers on each hand grabbing all the chaw and canned goods.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Will there be warm beers & meat pies of questionable contents? If so,how much up front money are you expecting from me,exactly, anyhow?

Standard carnival appearances fee. 2 squares a day. Traveling expenses and girlie mags from every country except Saudi Arabia and Iran.
I will spare the whip unless you get hyper.
And don't use the line "I am not ... an ... animal" to get sympathy, Yank!

 

[Melonfeud]

Standard carnival appearances fee. 2 squares a day. Traveling expenses and girlie mags from every country except Saudi Arabia and Iran.
I will spare the whip unless you get hyper.
And don't use the line "I am not ... an ... animal" to get sympathy, Yank!

Best then yer' trusty Webley remain under lock& key, my crusty amigo,lest roles be reversed in my "bullet hole thru the big toe " much proven lightening like usurping maneuver

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Best then yer' trusty Webley remain under lock& key, my crusty amigo,lest roles be reversed in my "bullet hole thru the big toe " much proven lightening like usurping maneuver

That's gold!
The carnival goers will love it!

 

[Melonfeud]

That's gold!
The carnival goers will love it!

Ya,till we run out of big toes,then we be hobbling down foreign roads, wayfarers of misadventures realized to late

 

[Ranching]

Hey, how is your new septic tank working? I bet the missus thinks you are a good provider!

Don't fight good communication. Not all kin like yours work at the feedlot.
Others' kids need to be skilled in some language.

Piss off freaking nerd!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Piss off freaking nerd!!!

Septic tank blues?
Well, turn that frown upside down into a smile!

 

[Ranching]

Septic tank blues?
Well, turn that frown upside down into a smile!

Lol! Estas bien pendejo!!!

 

[YosemiteSam]

Lol! Estas bien pendejo!!!

Did I ever tell you? My girlfriend is Brazilian and speaks Portuguese.

Linguagem ruim não é permitida aqui

 

[Ranching]

Did I ever tell you? My girlfriend is Brazilian and speaks Portuguese.

Linguagem ruim não é permitida aqui

Is she good looking?

 

[Cowboys_22]

Sepa la bola

 

[Melonfeud]

With some refried casing-liner a la' carte,,,on the side,Too!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Piss off freaking nerd!!!

What a ruffian you are, Harold!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Today:

The noun/verb disagreement.

Study up and hollah.