Grammar Corner

[GimmeTheBall!]

With some refried casing-liner a la' carte,,,on the side,Too!

You canna take your thieving cousin Frassduk!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Lol! Estas bien pendejo!!!

Tu madre mi quiere, amigo guy.

 

[Melonfeud]

Today:

The noun/verb disagreement.

Study up and hollah.

" the wounded running cow bellowed before dying ",,,could you possibly break that above posted statement down to a fan based level of understanding,my esteemed fellow of forum fellowship


*I'm of the recollection of a noun as being a person, place or thing,,,then the majorly hot with the phenomenally mounted back bumper English/ literature teacher started talking about the use of my dangling participle in structure & ,,,I pretty much started drawing a complete blank once she mentioned that,,,

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

" the wounded running cow bellowed before dying ",,,could you possibly break that above posted statement down to a fan based level of understanding,my esteemed fellow of forum fellowship


*I'm of the recollection of a noun as being a person, place or thing,,,then the majorly hot with the phenomenally mounted back bumper English/ literature teacher started talking about the use of my dangling participle in structure & ,,,I pretty much started drawing a complete blank once she mentioned that,,,

Yes ... rather.

 

[Londonboy]

Septic tank blues?
Well, turn that frown upside down into a smile!

Is We doing Cockney Rhyming Slang now?

 

[YosemiteSam]

Is she good looking?

Bunda grande

 

[CouchCoach]

Where were you when I kneaded your sister?
Actually, your presence was not required....

And you just left her to rise.

 

[Melonfeud]

Yes ... rather.

What if I'd throw in this half can of cheese whiz I'd lifted off a passed streetwalker at the bus stop
( ,,,er,,,you prolly don't wanna know just where I'd located that item) & 3 magic beans?

 

[Cowpolk]

You Yanks and Yankettes mangle the Queen's English so frequently that I have decided to begin a gramnar go-to place.
Have a question on grammar? Usage? Punctuation? Awful trends in the language?

Try me, blokes!

Each day or so I will highlight a facet of English that we tend to mangle.

Let's begin with the common mistake of noun verb usage:
"Each one of you have a mission in life."
It should be thus:
"Each one of you HAS a mission in life."
Each is called a determiner. And it's a pronoun. But it can mimic a noun that affects the verb has/have.

Each is singular, thus, has.

I aint got no grammar or punkuation probs

 

[Cowpolk]

You mean "well".

Or swell

 

[Melonfeud]

I aint got no grammar or punkuation probs

Then why for is yer' tardiness in thread precipitation of such apparent nature,,, Huummmm?
Meister No Probs

 

[Cowpolk]

Then why for is yer' tardiness in thread precipitation of such apparent nature,,, Huummmm?
Meister No Probs

I don't got what u understood

 

[Melonfeud]

I don't got what u understood

The Clarence's of yer' opined was noed yesterday,,,SHEESE!

 

[Cowpolk]

The Clarence's of yer' opined was noed yesterday,,,SHEESE!

10_4

 

[Melonfeud]

10_4

I would render a 'roger& copy BACKDOOR',,, but one gallon jug of thet thar wild wood flower summer batch I had brewing ' under the food room downspout drain exploded & pooped off a veritable chainfire racktion amongst them there other 41 jugs o' brewing hootch I'd goin' on ya sees,well Hell ,ya noted that plumb reverse pole axed Silvia my guard pig & closest confidantes,,, to the points of physical terror,,, ya,bro!,,,it was a purty bad way all the wayround when thet went down,,,cuz' she lit out thet back hatch & took the backdoor with her,,,just a squealing & squalling in frightful peril

 

[Runwildboys]

I would render a 'roger& copy' but one gallon jug of thet that wild wood flower summer batch I had brewing ' under the food room downspout drain exploded & pooped off a veritable chainfire racktion amongst them there other 41 jugs o' brewing hootch I'd goin' on ya sees,well Hell ,ya noted that plumb reverse pole axed Silvia my guard pig & closest confidantes,,, to the points of physical terror,,, ya,bro!,,,it was a purty bad way all the wayround when thet went down,,,cuz' she lit out thet back hatch & took the backdoor with her,,,just a squealing & squalling in frightful peril

Wives can be silly that way.

 

[Melonfeud]

Wives can be silly that way.

Yessir, Yet, I've done mastered the inner sights of knowledge cuz' I've learnrt quick the the nature of their being Pigs straight from the git-go









* I'm starting to scare myself,because when hillbilly S***heels MELONFEUD shows up?,,, it never ends well

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Is We doing Cockney Rhyming Slang now?

Not if you are from London. They attempt it but can't carry it off.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I aint got no grammar or punkuation probs

Which brings us to the double negatives.
Incorrect: "She hasn't got the blues." "I ain't got no chaw."

Correct: "She doesn't have the blues." "I don't have chaw."

 

[Cowpolk]

Which brings us to the double negatives.
Incorrect: "She hasn't got the blues." "I ain't got no chaw."

Correct: "She doesn't have the blues." "I don't have chaw."

I aint got either of them there thangs