Great/Infamous Quotes by Cowboys

[Ring Leader]

I like sex as much as Joe Namath, only I do it with one girl.

 

[pugilist]

"The asthma field is over there!"

"Put away the anointing oil."

"Get ya popcorn ready."

"Move over sweetness, make a place for Emmitt!"

 

[Doomsday101]

 

[Doomsday101]

NFL Films "America's Team"

 

[Zman5]

"I want me some glory-hole."

"You don’t have to spend a lot of time going over and kind of circumcising the mosquito."

- Jerrah

 

[Ranching]

Give me another set of keys to the white house-Michael Irvin

 

[Ranching]

"I just wanted to shake the hand of the man that fired Jimmy Johnson"- me to Jerry Jones in the summer of '94. It's a long story, it made a two page story in the Dallas Cowboys Weekly.

 

[Ranching]

I like sex as much as Joe Namath, only I do it with one girl.

At a time.

 

[Sarge]

I hate losing more than I love winning - Jimmy Johnson

 

[pancakeman]

It felt like being a diamond surrounded by trash.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

All three phases.... Red

 

[Doomsday101]

Randy Gregory
"I haven't touched it," he said. "I'm feeling real good, too. This is a high in itself, to be honest. I'm high on life right now, and I don't want to lose this high."

 

[EMMITTnROY]

"Move over sweetness, make a place for Emmitt!"

I love this one. And how fitting that your post is #22 in this thread.

 

[phildadon86]

"clap, clap"

 

[EPL0c0]

"It's gonna be hard, it's gonna be hard, it's gonna be hard... then they're gonna get tired and you're gonna kick their a**!" -Tony Romo (to Demarco Murray)

 

[Manwiththeplan]

Randy Gregory
"I haven't touched it," he said. "I'm feeling real good, too. This is a high in itself, to be honest. I'm high on life right now, and I don't want to lose this high."

lmao, is this real?

 

[Doomsday101]

lmao, is this real?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...dy-gregory-problem-is-decisionmaking-not-weed

 

[fifaguy]

What are some timeless/legendary quotes by Cowboys players and personnel? It seems we like to bring up certain quotes, sometimes its forgotten who originally said it. Here are a few that get quoted over and over again around here:

"How bout them Cowboys!" -Jimmy Johnson, 1992

"What do voluntary mean?" -Darren Hambrick, 2001

"there was a lot of meat left on the bone," -Joseph Randle, 2015

"there will always be a place on this team for Leon Lett," - Jimmy Johnson, 1993 (paraphrase)

 

[Go Big D!]

And you can put it in three-inch headlines. We will win the ballgame - Jimmy Johnson

 

[percyhoward]

"There's still plenty of tread left on that tire."
--Head coach Bill Parcells on Eddie George, who would rush for 432 yards and never play another season.

"Anybody can have an off-decade"
-- Defensive lineman Larry Cole, who scored his 3rd career TD in 1969, and his 4th in 1980.