Happy Birthday Jerry

[Risen Star]

My favorite day of the year.

 

[Reality]

 

[maryquality]

What time do the strippers show up??

 

[mrmojo]

Thats a hard looking 84...

 

[Aven8]

I think back to the Ravens owner saying no way I’m gonna be doing this job when I’m that old…….

 

[nate dizzle]

Nah

 

[Bagman]

Formaldehyde treatment at 930 -check
B12 shot at 1030 - check
McDonald's breakfast at 11- check
4 Hr nap - check
Formulate plan to make the Cowboys a better team 400-415 -check
Podcast 500-600 - check
Radio show 600-700 -check
Dinner - check
Johnny Walker Blue + Hookers - 800-Midnight - check and check
Jerry Jones - Owner and GM of the Dallas Cowboys a Day in the Life

 

[MarcusRock]

Shouldn't Rockport be starting this thread? Couldn't help stealing the man's joy, could you? You get a like for that!

 

[Rayman70]

must be jello day at the home...

 

[GINeric]

What time do the strippers show up??

And how many of them is he going to impregnate and abandon them and the child again....

 

[Jarntt]

No, contrary to what you all think I do not hope this is his last BDay...just his last one as GM

 

[Jarntt]

And how many of them is he going to impregnate and abandon them and the child again....

 

[shabazz]

What time do the strippers show up??

Somebody is spry this morning!

 

[shabazz]

And how many of them is he going to impregnate and abandon them and the child again....

.....happens everyday in my neighborhood.

 

[KingCorcoran]

Formaldehyde treatment at 930 -check
B12 shot at 1030 - check
McDonald's breakfast at 11- check
4 Hr nap - check
Formulate plan to make the Cowboys a better team 400-415 -check
Podcast 500-600 - check
Radio show 600-700 -check
Dinner - check
Johnny Walker Blue + Hookers - 800-Midnight - check and check
Jerry Jones - Owner and GM of the Dallas Cowboys a Day in the Life

That’s living your best life.

 

[GINeric]

.....happens everyday in my neighborhood.

You live in West Virginia or Utah?

 

[ShortRound]

 

[Risen Star]

There will come a time when we can simply sit him at his bedroom window, put one of those electronic football games out front on the driveway and he'll never know the difference.

 

[dupree89]

There will come a time when we can simply sit him at his bedroom window

curtain or no curtain?

 

[zrinkill]

There is only one day, that he has coming up, that I will celebrate.