Happy Birthday Jerry

[GMO415]

The three Bs that will ruin your career.
Booze
Bills
Babes

Has anyone told Jerry?

 

[mrmojo]

First birthday thread Ive seen where no one has wished a Happy Birthday...........and Im not going to be the first

 

[CT Dal Fan]

The three Bs that will ruin your career.
Booze
Bills
Babes

Has anyone told Jerry?

He's got another "B", billions of dollars. So he really doesn't care about the others.

 

[cald0d30s0]

The three Bs that will ruin your career.
Booze
Bills
Babes

Has anyone told Jerry?

Brian

 

[America's Cowboy]

Formaldehyde treatment at 930 -check
B12 shot at 1030 - check
McDonald's breakfast at 11- check
4 Hr nap - check
Formulate plan to make the Cowboys a better team 400-415 -check
Podcast 500-600 - check
Radio show 600-700 -check
Dinner - check
Johnny Walker Blue + Hookers - 800-Midnight - check and check
Jerry Jones - Owner and GM of the Dallas Cowboys a Day in the Life

Bro, you forgot to add "diaper change".

lol

 

[America's Cowboy]

There is only one day, that he has coming up, that I will celebrate.

lol

 

[America's Cowboy]

What's going on with this site's emojis? Are they working or out of commission?

 

[Vtwin]

What's going on with this site's emojis? Are they working or out of commission?

 

[diamonddelts]

It's bad enough watching the Cowboys play lately do we really have to think about Jerry impregnating somebody.

Please just stop

It's a Cowboys tradition. Jerry, Dak, Micah and many others. Cock, lock, and spray those Dallas super soakers. Think about the ramifications another day.

 

[Sepia]

Wow. I thought he was much older.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

My favorite day of the year.

You're one of Rockport's burner accounts?

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

What time do the strippers show up??

Diggs stole the last of their poles.

 

[dupree89]

What's going on with this site's emojis? Are they working or out of commission?

AC- they appear to work for me.

 

[Ranching]

Thats a hard looking 84...

That's the viagra

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Nahhh ........ rambo2 has not been back since the Bucs beat us.

He tried to get an autograph, but someone said: "Get him out of here!"

 

[nhcowboyfan]

It's bad enough watching the Cowboys play lately do we really have to think about Jerry impregnating somebody.

Please just stop

Very true. One horror show is plenty and that's the one on the field.

 

[5Stars]

What's going on with this site's emojis? Are they working or out of commission?

No, they are working, the only emoji is you, brother man. lol

 

[5Stars]

That's the viagra

How much do your's cost?

 

[J_Allen]

Thats a hard looking 84...

Alcohol really dries out the skin.

 

[CWR]

There will come a time when we can simply sit him at his bedroom window, put one of those electronic football games out front on the driveway and he'll never know the difference.

Ill never forget his hand written "notes" during the draft. It looked like someone gave grandpa some crayons to keep him busy.