Harrison Ford reportedly injured in Calif. plane crash

[Longboysfan]

Chewy STILL hasn't fixed the hyper drive?!

R2D2 did not fit into the back seat.

 

[BoysFan4ever]

I really don't get the jokes?

He was badly hurt.

 

[KJJ]

Every one of my landings is a crash landing, but I don't bother telling my passengers to assume the brace position.

You don't bother because you probably know from your aviation experience that you're passengers have all passed and aren't able to assume the brace position. You might want to have them assume the brace position prior to take off.