Have Cowboy and Red Skins ever Eaten Crow?

Everyone has eaten crow at one time or the other...the thing is, some people won't admit that it's crow they are eating, and want to call it steak instead (RedStink fans and team)...

The crow I ate one time, BIG TIME, was when I was at a bar before that game against your stinking Eagles, when it was hotter then hell at Texas Stadium and your stinking team whipped up on the Cowboys! If I remember correctly, it was the game when Fatso called the onside kick to open the game?

Anyway, I was literally guaranteeing that the Boyz were going to win that game! :eek:

After the game, I ordered a BLT....made with crow bird, lettuce, and tomato...with potato chips and 12 more beers, a shot of Tequila and a Taxi Cab home, so I could just pass the hell out to try and forget that incident!! :mad:


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I'd like to say the Cowboys...but how could I possibly make such a statement when they all have Bill Parcell's Backyard Drills DVD to learn from!? :)
 
Phoenix-Talon said:
Since the Eagles did so poorly in 205, here are some crow tips ...
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wow the eagles have been around a long time never to have won a superbowl.
 
Kevin said:
I'd like to say the Cowboys...but how could I possibly make such a statement when they all have Bill Parcell's Backyard Drills DVD to learn from!? :)
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At least the Cowboys don't have players reading a book called;

"Thugs For Dummies"...


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Kevin said:
I'd like to say the Cowboys...but how could I possibly make such a statement when they all have Bill Parcell's Backyard Drills DVD to learn from!? :)
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:lmao: that's hitting below the belt Kev! :laugh1:
 
I don't mind eating crow, because FIVE times I have dined on the finest of finest! :lombardi:
 
I ate crow most recently during the Cowboys/Skins MNF game. I have this 20 inch clown that is dressed in Foreskin garb. I strung him up using a noose, hung him over the tailgate in my truck, and dragged him to the local bar to watch the game. As we kicked their arse's for the first 57 minutes of the game I managed to piss off all 50 Commanders fan's in the bar when I hung him from the ceiling for all to see. I dragged the poor little clown into the men's room (through the urine on the floor, and all) whenever I had to clean my bowels. For the first 57 minutes of the game, the poor little skins fans were too scared to say anything. However, as the last three minutes unfolded and the final score announced, all of the people in the bar who witnessed my antics came over at one time and almost literally tore my head from my shoulders. At that point, there wasn't much to say other than the usual "we've owned you since the mid 90's"...etc.

Regardless...I swallowed a lot of hot, sticky, warm crow that day. But I'll tell you....it sure made the fire burn in me. It has been a long time since I've actually given credence to "The Rivalry".


HC
 
Phoenix-Talon said:
Eagles - Everyone has us slated for another basement ride in 2006; with a weak WR corps, non-existent running attack ...the only thing that we've really regained (according to most posters) is our health.

Somebody is going to eat some serious "crow;"
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Eagles eating crow has got to be the worst example of cannibalism that I've ever heard. Yuck.

Those poor crows. What a way to go. :(
 
Hotcarl23 said:
Regardless...I swallowed a lot of hot, sticky, warm crow that day. But I'll tell you....it sure made the fire burn in me. It has been a long time since I've actually given credence to "The Rivalry".


HC
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Yeah.....if all that "crow" you ingested is causing burning sensations, a trip to the doctor might be in order.
 
DallasEast said:
Eagles eating crow has got to be the worst example of cannibalism that I've ever heard. Yuck.

Those poor crows. What a way to go. :(
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HEY! ...no worse than Cowboys spanking Eagles - what happened to protected species.:rolleyes:
 
Phoenix-Talon said:
There's a lot of talk going on between Commanders, Giants, and Cowboys fans taking the NFCE with dominance in 2006.

Cowboys - resurgence to dominance with the acquistion of TO, the two TE strategy, and a few new faces in the DL.

Commanders - Multiple FA acquisitions Randel El topped off with a strong defense, the Skins are looking to dominate.

Giants - Current NFC-East title holders trying to repeat; they have a strong RB with two strong WR ...not to mention a strong defensive squad.

Eagles - Everyone has us slated for another basement ride in 2006; with a weak WR corps, non-existent running attack ...the only thing that we've really regained (according to most posters) is our health.

Somebody is going to eat some serious "crow;" who do you think will eat crow (because we can't all win the NFCE title); and what's your recipe/favorite dish for preparing Crow:

Since the Eagles did so poorly in 205, here are some crow tips ...

1) Crow Fillet Mignons, with baby peas and rice (fried crow option).

2) Harty bowl of crow stew with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Who will indulge ...:)
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I would use a French recipe since they have had to eat more crow than most others and will have perfected the recipe by now.

Since crow is a dark meat like dove, I would stuff it with sliced garlic, a French cultivar like Germinador or Rose du Lautrec or even Thermadrone; wrap bacon around it to overcome the wildness and roast at 325. I would do a pilaf with wild and brown Jasmine rice, serve asparagus with hollandaise and a cheap bottle of Cold Duck - why embarrass a good wine?

Um, actually, I would chicken fry that sucker and eat it with French fries, onion rings and much beer - and grocery store garlic.

Well, OK, I wouldn't eat it at all, I would contribute it to the local food pantry, call it exotic game and take a big tax deduction for a charitable contribution. :)
 
Phoenix-Talon said:
HEY! ...no worse than Cowboys spanking Eagles - what happened to protected species.:rolleyes:
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Philly chose the wrong bird...... should have been the buzzards!!!!!
 
maybe if the eagles actually win a divisional game this year instead of going 0-6 again, then i'll give them credit
 
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