Jerry is letting His Coach pick His own staff.
...actually...I got myself into a whole new escapade last 2 nights. Moving in on a dance studio. Want to dance with one of the instructors I saw Fri night in window. So naturally I couldn’t restrain myself and sent off a salvo to their email last night. Tell them I think she moves hips good,that I dance too..think it would be fun to try sometime...leave song link for my taste,and my pic and to tell her I think she rocks. I really do dance,I need a studio to practice moonwalking...and they pros,can help me with that. They have classes for urban dancers,even acrobats and things. I already know,I’ll find the right kind of wrong in there...that’s no question.
I know right? If only I had that excuse...LooooolIt's early in the morning and you're drunk already. Dang, that's being on the ball. Well done sir!
Aaaaand He's back, keep up the bad work, I expect regular updates from My no.1 source for vicarious jollies.
You can set your watch to that. Have hypo mania...so endless funny twists and turns ...going through that since last month I think? How can do things...opens up something your brain. Never know how long lasts,I’m just along for Mr.Toads wild ride. Loool
Bro! It's so nice to know you! Can I borrow some money?
They are real and spectacular right?
Rico Gathers Mancrush Guy from the old site is probably lurking here under an assumed name, waiting for the moment his beloved special one does something (literally anything) on a Football field, so he can loudly wail and gnash his teeth about Our lost future HOF'er
Name 27.
So, let me get this straight. You have fake relatives contacting you for money and you will make us pay to see your boobs? Hell, we've been more like relatives to you and I thought that would get us a free peek. I wouldn't normally want to see moobs but since you're so reluctant to show them and think they're so special that currency should be exchanged, now I want to see them, Damnit!
There ya go cp, send her a pic of her stalker with Michael Jackson syndrome. Let me know if that "you move your hips real good" works for a total stranger and that you fashion yourself as a latter day Leo Sayer.
Not a relative, but still funny
Remember a few years ago when many were getting emails from some cash-strapped Nigerian billionaire or some Nigerian "royalty" offering to millions if only you would transfer funds to their account?
Well, I got one of those emails and, out of sheer boredom, I decided to engage my mystery member of some royal lineage. As background to my story, I worked many years in Nigeria - a small tidbit I didn't immediately share.
At one point in our email exchange, I inquired what ethnic or tribal group he belonged. Now, this is where the fun began, because I was made an "honorary member" of his ethnic group for contributions to community development (we provided potable water systems, built schools and medical facilities and started trade schools). There was official ceremony and a "royal degree" which I scanned and emailed to my wayward "friend".
Suddenly, all communication stopped. I sent a follow up email in which I offered to intercede on his behalf with the tribal chief. I got an immediate reply, ".... Please, kind sir, for the love of God, do not contact the Chief"
I have never had another email scam from Nigeria.... Consequence? I think not
