Here's why the Cowboys have had an injury bug during the MM era

[blueblood70]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

worst thread of 2021 horrible comedy sad lame and ridiculous..

 

[blueblood70]

Delete

2nd it

 

[Rockport]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

I guess you’re perfect.

 

[Carson]

These fat jokes are getting dry.

I think its time we have it spun to it's own zone. How bout Fat Zone?

Almost as bad as the Hooker jokes

 

[Rockport]

This forum is slowly becoming pretty terrible.

Lowlifes have taken over.

 

[dogunwo]

It's not even original. If you're going to have fat jokes, at least have your own and not re-purposed material from Skip Bayless.

 

[stowle07]

Troll is going to troll

 

[stowle07]

@BrAinPaiNt does this thread belong here?

 

[DanA]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

Remember that insecure kid so desperate to be acknowledged, he’d shout out something obnoxious and not at all funny and the whole class would just go quiet and just cringe….that’s you.

 

[Buzzbait]

Imagine making fun of someone for being heavier. You’re all class bro.

Yup, ALL class. LOL

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

 

[TheCritic]

Even though most of you found this thread offensive, it is true that MM was told to lay off the Phatboys and we suffered no major injuries this week. I didn't start this thread to crack a joke.