Hey guys!

Have you ever thought when you eat Chinese
It's not pork or chicken but a fat siamese
 
Have you ever thought when you eat Chinese
It's not pork or chicken but a fat siamese
Found a whisker in my spare ribs once. My friends say it was a basting bristle, but unless they baste their pork with a cat's face, I don't know!
 
Cats are excellent basters.
Indeed they are but just for the smaller foods, you get a bigass brisket or pork butt and only a mop will do and for that you need a sheepdog. I tried a porcupine once but that's tricky and they're not as cooperative. Next to herding sheep, sheepdogs like being used as BBQ mops.

I was at some friends' house one time and there was a curly hair in my soup. I quickly surveyed the guests and found none with curly hair. I passed on the soup.
 
Yeah... I'm wondering how I never heard of this site before :huh:
when dc.com crash I just googled up dallas cowboy forum sites and found this one. slowly but surely some of the old gang are finding it, too.
 
when dc.com crash I just googled up dallas cowboy forum sites and found this one. slowly but surely some of the old gang are finding it, too.
I knew about thelandryhat.com and blogging the boys but I hadn't heard of this site. I'm glad that I found it though.
 
when dc.com crash I just googled up dallas cowboy forum sites and found this one. slowly but surely some of the old gang are finding it, too.
When it's that cold, you're not hunting. That's duck suicide by cern.

"******, Daisy, fly slower, that guy is missing us and put a shot in Howard's butt and he had his wings spread and was hovering in mid air. Hell, he's in a blind, maybe he is blind. Man, I am freezing my cute little waddler off. If he doesn't get any better, I am going to fly close enough for him to hammer me with the butt of his shotgun. This is the south? I should have stayed in Canada."
 
hola, amigo. nice to see the dc.com guys signing up. 10 degrees in the duck blind this morning.
Good you could make it!!!

10 degrees? Yowsieowsie!!!!!

I would go duck hunting except it's during my sleeping time!!!
 
When it's that cold, you're not hunting. That's duck suicide by cern.

"******, Daisy, fly slower, that guy is missing us and put a shot in Howard's butt and he had his wings spread and was hovering in mid air. Hell, he's in a blind, maybe he is blind. Man, I am freezing my cute little waddler off. If he doesn't get any better, I am going to fly close enough for him to hammer me with the butt of his shotgun. This is the south? I should have stayed in Canada."
imagine a 1/4 inch thick slice of duck breast. laid out and rolled around a piece of onion and a slice of japapeno. then wrapped in bacon. toothpick to hole it together , some bbq sauce and on to the grill. this is why men hunt. also before you vegans destroy all the remaining wildlife habitat with your farms. :)
 

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