Hey what's up folks?

RustyBourneHorse

Well-Known Member
Messages
36,527
Reaction score
42,320
Old dirtbag Chrispierce here from the defunct Forum...though I'd drop in and say hi to the fellas!!!...and yes the rumors are true!! I'm totally nuts...but harmless. And besides,the assault on the 98 yr old was completely fabricated by the media. Never happened...and our defense council proved it. Anyways,just wanted to say hello folks!

Welcome bud!
 

kskboys

Well-Known Member
Messages
44,054
Reaction score
46,962
Oh you took that test too? I made it to the butterfly card before they said..."Ok that's enough. Get this disgusting sicko out of my office."
Yeah, I just don't understand how one could see boobs w/ every card. There's obviously some cootchies in there!!!
 

kskboys

Well-Known Member
Messages
44,054
Reaction score
46,962
3 of the 5 species of Rhino are chubby duocorns
Thought Everybody knew that.
Are not. The 2nd horn is a fake, put there by the tinfoil hat people to make others think they're not rhinos.
 

Chrispierce

Well-Known Member
Messages
4,001
Reaction score
3,851
Yeah, I just don't understand how one could see boobs w/ every card. There's obviously some cootchies in there!!!
Well,in my case....I had a whole porn scene sub plot attached to the scenario. That's when Dr. Schneider politely had me removed from the building.
 
Last edited:

kskboys

Well-Known Member
Messages
44,054
Reaction score
46,962
Well,in my case....I had a whole porn scene sub plot attached to the scenario. That's when Dr. Schneider politely had me removed from the building.
My doctor sent me to a urologist. Went to my first appointment, and man, this doc was smokin'. I mean she was hot. SHe told me I was going to have to quit masturbating. I said "Why?" She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you"!!!
 

Chrispierce

Well-Known Member
Messages
4,001
Reaction score
3,851
Let's just hope that tutu is unflappable. A CP flash isn't my idea of a fun wardrobe malfunction.
Yeah,it's not pretty. Put it this way....was standing at a corner once waiting to cross the street...and got a quarter thrown at me. How insulting....I'm at least worth a dollar.
 

CouchCoach

Staff member
Messages
41,122
Reaction score
74,900
CowboysZone ULTIMATE Fan
Yeah,it's not pretty. Put it this way....was standing at a corner once waiting to cross the street...and got a quarter thrown at me. How insulting....I'm at least worth a dollar.
Maybe that was just a deposit and they were putting you in layaway?
 
Top