How do we fix this?

[xwalker]

Jerry drinks Woodford Reserve now.

If that verified or claims by The Ticket?

 

[cowboy_ron]

In the end, Jerry will have his forty year old brain frozen for all his fans to admire for centuries.

 

[Ranching]

To really fix it? I think we all know that answer and that it isn't happening.

You're right, no way Jerry trades Dak for Wentz.

 

[LocimusPrime]

Jerry gives me 10 billion.

I buy the Patriots.

I trade the Pats coaching staff plus Brady and other players to the Cowboys.

Every year I trade all Pats picks to the Cowboys for a Bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue until the NFL eventually forces me to sell the team.

Jerry loses the 10 billion but after the Cowboys win 5 Super Bowls the Cownoys are valued at 50M, up from 4B in 2017.

I pocket about 1 billion in the process and Giselle keeps calling me but I turn her down.

 

[SultanOfSix]

We clap a lot.

 

[CowboyStar88]

Jerry gives me 10 billion.

I buy the Patriots.

I trade the Pats coaching staff plus Brady and other players to the Cowboys.

Every year I trade all Pats picks to the Cowboys for a Bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue until the NFL eventually forces me to sell the team.

Jerry loses the 10 billion but after the Cowboys win 5 Super Bowls the Cownoys are valued at 50M, up from 4B in 2017.

I pocket about 1 billion in the process and Giselle keeps calling me but I turn her down.

Did you start drinking heavily today?

 

[MileyDancer]

If that verified or claims by The Ticket?

I was told that by Todd Williams.

 

[Rockport]

Is it too soon for this thread? Maybe, but I need a dose of optimism because half of CZ seems ready to leap off the closest ledge.

I once worked for a great CEO who used to always tell me: don’t come into my office with a problem unless you have a solution.

Hint: “Fire Garrett” doesn’t fix it. “Fire Garret and hire ...” might.

We have four more games left in this season and an entire off-season ahead, one that’s going to be tedious for us all. Would love to hear exactly what y’all would do. And you can take getting rid of Jerry Jones off your list, because that’s been on the wish list of most Cowboys fans since 1989 and it isn’t happening.

Can’t fix it this season. Jerry lost the players on the team with his stance on Kap. That’s why the recent swoon.