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One billion, huh? Well, if they ever decide to break up, I certainly hope that Tom doesn't hire DeMaurice Smith as his divorce lawyer.


:scram:​
 
You would think with all of that money she would eat a little better instead of looking anorexic. That anorexic look just does not do it for me, which is a shame as she really is pretty.
 
Always cracks me up when guys with no shot pick apart a woman that beautiful as if they can easily do better.
 
Hostile;3972054 said:
Always cracks me up when guys with no shot pick apart a woman that beautiful as if they can easily do better.


I have, my GF is better looking IMO
 
PullMyFinger;3972072 said:
I have, my GF is better looking IMO
Good for you. It doesn't change what I posted. It's still hilarious.
 
Hostile;3972054 said:
Always cracks me up when guys with no shot pick apart a woman that beautiful as if they can easily do better.

Always get a crack out of people that have some sort of odd ball disconnect.

Never said she was not pretty. Just said women who look like they are anorexic are not my thing.

I am not talking skinny, but beyond skinny. Where their arms look like skin over bone with no meat between.

Sorry if that bothers you. Maybe if you knew some of my personal history along with my wife's you would realize you can not lump everyone into one box and you might realize there is a reason why women who look anorexic are not my thing. It goes beyond just physical looks for some people.

Furthermore I am married so who gives a flying motor scooter if I could not have the women, cause I ain't going after the women.

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.
 
BrAinPaiNt;3972084 said:
Always get a crack out of people that have some sort of odd ball disconnect.

Never said she was not pretty. Just said women who look like they are anorexic are not my thing.

I am not talking skinny, but beyond skinny. Where their arms look like skin over bone with no meat between.

Sorry if that bothers you. Maybe if you knew some of my personal history along with my wife's you would realize you can not lump everyone into one box and you might realize there is a reason why women who look anorexic are not my thing. It goes beyond just physical looks for some people.

Furthermore I am married so who gives a flying motor scooter if I could not have the women, cause I ain't going after the women.

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.
Me calling it hilarious means it "bothers me?"

Please.

I am not into tattoos or smoking as you know. I would never date a woman who has or does those things. It's a deal breaker for me. It doesn't mean Megan Fox isn't all that.
 
Hostile;3972086 said:
Me calling it hilarious means it "bothers me?"

Please.

I am not into tattoos or smoking as you know. I would never date a woman who has or does those things. It's a deal breaker for me. It doesn't mean Megan Fox isn't all that.

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.
 
BrAinPaiNt;3972089 said:
There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.
I have no idea what the hell you are referring to and I don't care even though you've told me twice.

I find it funny. Sue me.
 
BrAinPaiNt;3972084 said:
Always get a crack out of people that have some sort of odd ball disconnect.

Never said she was not pretty. Just said women who look like they are anorexic are not my thing.

I am not talking skinny, but beyond skinny. Where their arms look like skin over bone with no meat between.

Sorry if that bothers you. Maybe if you knew some of my personal history along with my wife's you would realize you can not lump everyone into one box and you might realize there is a reason why women who look anorexic are not my thing. It goes beyond just physical looks for some people.

Furthermore I am married so who gives a flying motor scooter if I could not have the women, cause I ain't going after the women.

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.

She's too skinny for me too. Just different strokes. She's like a broom with hair to me. No gracias. Happy for Tom though. He and Romo have similar interests. Although I hear Tom grew and keeps his hair long cause Gis said he had too if he was gonna get himself any.

<enter bullwhip sound effect here> :p:

<<NFL start your engines soon pullleeaze:banghead: >>
 
Hostile nightmare scenario:

He is kidnapped and trapped at a soccer game, sitting next to tatooed girl, who blows smoke in his face, while a pro football kicker in the other seat next to him, offers him a snickers bar, while asking him if he likes John Wayne, the rap artist.

or maybe this scenario:

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186689


:D
 
Joe Realist;3972420 said:
Hostile nightmare scenario:

He is kidnapped and trapped at a soccer game, sitting next to tatooed girl, who blows smoke in his face, while a pro football kicker in the other seat next to him, offers him a snickers bar, while asking him if he likes John Wayne, the rap artist.

:D
Yep, that just about covers it.
 
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