How To Avoid Irreparable Financial Harm

[Hostile]

Marry a woman who is richer than you.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...pace-for-1-billion-in-career-earnings/related

According to US magazine, Brady’s bride is on track to earn $1 billion over the course of her career.


Yes, $1 billion.

 

[DallasEast]

One billion, huh? Well, if they ever decide to break up, I certainly hope that Tom doesn't hire DeMaurice Smith as his divorce lawyer.

:scram:​

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Aint even all that

 

[DeaconBlues]

Aint even all that

Gisele or the 1 billion??

Personally, I think you're wrong on both counts.

 

[PullMyFinger]

Aint even all that

Exactly! She must have nekked pictures of someone

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

You would think with all of that money she would eat a little better instead of looking anorexic. That anorexic look just does not do it for me, which is a shame as she really is pretty.

 

[Hostile]

Always cracks me up when guys with no shot pick apart a woman that beautiful as if they can easily do better.

 

[PullMyFinger]

Always cracks me up when guys with no shot pick apart a woman that beautiful as if they can easily do better.

I have, my GF is better looking IMO

 

[Hostile]

I have, my GF is better looking IMO

Good for you. It doesn't change what I posted. It's still hilarious.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Always cracks me up when guys with no shot pick apart a woman that beautiful as if they can easily do better.

Always get a crack out of people that have some sort of odd ball disconnect.

Never said she was not pretty. Just said women who look like they are anorexic are not my thing.

I am not talking skinny, but beyond skinny. Where their arms look like skin over bone with no meat between.

Sorry if that bothers you. Maybe if you knew some of my personal history along with my wife's you would realize you can not lump everyone into one box and you might realize there is a reason why women who look anorexic are not my thing. It goes beyond just physical looks for some people.

Furthermore I am married so who gives a flying motor scooter if I could not have the women, cause I ain't going after the women.

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.

 

[Hostile]

Always get a crack out of people that have some sort of odd ball disconnect.

Never said she was not pretty. Just said women who look like they are anorexic are not my thing.

I am not talking skinny, but beyond skinny. Where their arms look like skin over bone with no meat between.

Sorry if that bothers you. Maybe if you knew some of my personal history along with my wife's you would realize you can not lump everyone into one box and you might realize there is a reason why women who look anorexic are not my thing. It goes beyond just physical looks for some people.

Furthermore I am married so who gives a flying motor scooter if I could not have the women, cause I ain't going after the women.

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.

Me calling it hilarious means it "bothers me?"

Please.

I am not into tattoos or smoking as you know. I would never date a woman who has or does those things. It's a deal breaker for me. It doesn't mean Megan Fox isn't all that.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Me calling it hilarious means it "bothers me?"

Please.

I am not into tattoos or smoking as you know. I would never date a woman who has or does those things. It's a deal breaker for me. It doesn't mean Megan Fox isn't all that.

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.

 

[Plumfool]

Tried that. Still suffered.

 

[Hostile]

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.

I have no idea what the hell you are referring to and I don't care even though you've told me twice.

I find it funny. Sue me.

 

[Nightshade]

Always get a crack out of people that have some sort of odd ball disconnect.

Never said she was not pretty. Just said women who look like they are anorexic are not my thing.

I am not talking skinny, but beyond skinny. Where their arms look like skin over bone with no meat between.

Sorry if that bothers you. Maybe if you knew some of my personal history along with my wife's you would realize you can not lump everyone into one box and you might realize there is a reason why women who look anorexic are not my thing. It goes beyond just physical looks for some people.

Furthermore I am married so who gives a flying motor scooter if I could not have the women, cause I ain't going after the women.

There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.

She's too skinny for me too. Just different strokes. She's like a broom with hair to me. No gracias. Happy for Tom though. He and Romo have similar interests. Although I hear Tom grew and keeps his hair long cause Gis said he had too if he was gonna get himself any.

<enter bullwhip sound effect here> :

<<NFL start your engines soon pullleeaze >>

 

[casmith07]

I wouldn't kick her outta bed.

 

[Joe Realist]

Hostile nightmare scenario:

He is kidnapped and trapped at a soccer game, sitting next to tatooed girl, who blows smoke in his face, while a pro football kicker in the other seat next to him, offers him a snickers bar, while asking him if he likes John Wayne, the rap artist.

or maybe this scenario:

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186689

 

[Hostile]

Hostile nightmare scenario:

He is kidnapped and trapped at a soccer game, sitting next to tatooed girl, who blows smoke in his face, while a pro football kicker in the other seat next to him, offers him a snickers bar, while asking him if he likes John Wayne, the rap artist.

Yep, that just about covers it.

 

[gmoney112]

This basically covers my 5 year plan.

 

[Joe Realist]

Yep, that just about covers it.

you know you chuckled.