Humor: A morning in the life of the current Cowboys

[Khartun]

6 a.m.: Wades’ wife: “It looks cloudy out there this morning.”
Wade: “Yep, that’s probably my fault. I’m sorry, Hon.”

hahah, Eeyore Phillips

 

[Joe Realist]

Hey Chief, not trying to complain or anything, but what about the rest of the day man?

I gotta know. Now more than ever.

There is no rest of day as Jerry gave team the day off!

 

[JonCJG]

Funniest thing I've read in a very long time.

 

[Slammin Bran 23]

Hahah brilliant!

8 a.m.: Wade walks into the building to find that the receptionist has brought donuts. He reacts with a fist pump and a smile.

(He then realizes he hates those kind. The receptionist apologizes, but Wade interrupts her and pleads it's acually his fault.)

;P

 

[Joe Realist]

I'm sorry, I read this again today and laughed just as hard. Great job!

 

[CoCo]

Hahah brilliant!

8 a.m.: Wade walks into the building to find that the receptionist has brought donuts. He reacts with a fist pump and a smile.

(He then realizes he hates those kind. The receptionist apologizes, but Wade interrupts her and pleads it's acually his fault.)

;P

This all sounded very realistic til you chimed in.

A brand of donut that Wade doesn't like? Yeah, good one.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

That was freakin funny, need more!

 

[sacowboysfan513]

Haha, great post!

The best thing about this is that I could literally picture everything that was described. Haha

 

[Signals]

Some one need to email that to John Tayman over at B.A.N.G. cartoons, we'll have us a block buster cartoon in a week.

:laugh2:

 

[Seven]

The Chiefster........

 

[sweetness0986]

10 a.m.: Wade addresses the team. “If any of you guys need anything, me and Jerry are here to help,” he says. The players respond. A few minutes later, Wade is popping a zit on Marcus Spears’ back and Jerry is braiding Bobby Carpenter’s hair.

I was laughing the whole time but got to this part and absolutely lost it. HILARIOUS. I needed that.

 

[percyhoward]

:laugh2:

that was a good one, Chief.

You've got Wade pegged.

I can imagine him being fired during the bye week and pointing out to reporters that we didn't lose a playoff game this year.

 

[WG5516]

OMG that was hilarious.

 

[dadymat]

8 a.m.: Wade walks into the building to find that the receptionist has brought donuts. He reacts with a fist pump and a smile.



I canm almost see it now...............:laugh2:

 

[RCowboyFan]

Chief at his Best. Almost good as good as Gibson's Post :laugh1:

 

[Slammin Bran 23]

This all sounded very realistic til you chimed in.

A brand of donut that Wade doesn't like? Yeah, good one.

:laugh2:

 

[tnbk]

"8:30 a.m.: The lockeroom floods after Flozell clogged a toilet. This briefly halts a dominos game as the players scatter. Isaiah Stanback trips over the Flozell log floating across the room and sprains his shoulder. “It’s my fault,” says Wade."

Dude..thanks a lot....I just spit coffee all over my keboard. LOL