Humor: Breaking News!!

[Jarv]

As Hostile's agent, I'd just like to go on record with regard to this situation.

As Reality stated, "The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money." While the dollar amount will remain undisclosed, I'd just like to say that the amount that Hos paid was quite fair and we'd like to thank Reality for not demanding more.

Backloaded, he'll never see the last 2 years...

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Hey DE, isn't really offensive gas against the Marquis De Queensbury rules?

Well I don't know anything about this Marquis guy...

But if you get caught in the "Anal Cloud" hold-- Well that's your own fault.

 

[Hostile]

Well I don't know anything about this Marquis guy...

But if you get caught in the "Anal Cloud" hold-- Well that's your own fault.

I wasn't talking to you Cold Meister. I was talking to DallasEast the fight announcer and referee.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

I wasn't talking to you Cold Meister. I was talking to DallasEast the fight announcer and referee.

Sure!

Pick on a simpleton! See if I care! :laugh1:

 

[Hostile]

Sure!

Pick on a simpleton! See if I care! :laugh1:

I'm calling a Parliamentary Procedure foul right out of the gate.

 

[Signals]

Hostile

I'm going to have to usurp your authority and title this thread "Official thread of the day."

Nice job gentlemen, I needed a good laugh.

 

[Cbz40]

My one and only thought about this thread....... :laugh1:

 

[DallasEast]

I wasn't talking to you Cold Meister. I was talking to DallasEast the fight announcer and referee.

Sorry about the delay. Real life intruded. :

Fight's been postponed until Reality can fixed this mess.

Good luck, Reality. (you're gonna need it )

 

[BIGDen]

This just in ...
Hostile just couldn't say no to the money and the Nors-free zone.
-Reality

I was curious, was Nors banned or did he just go away? I've enjoyed not reading his nonsense. If he was banned, what was the reason?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

BP issues the following statement.

At this point BP feels the need to go on a hunger strike for a short time.

BP is happy hos got his new contract.

BP however feels that right it is in BP's best interest to go on a short hunger strike.

BP feels it is time to get rid of some of the cellulite on BPs dimpled flap jack hiney.

:

 

[Yeagermeister]

BP issues the following statement.

At this point BP feels the need to go on a hunger strike for a short time.

BP is happy hos got his new contract.

BP however feels that right it is in BP's best interest to go on a short hunger strike.

BP feels it is time to get rid of some of the cellulite on BPs dimpled flap jack hiney.

:

Hunger strike until lunch time?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Hunger strike until lunch time?

Well...I see how you feel about me.

Geez...I think you know me well enough that I can stretch it to this evening if I put my mind to it. :laugh1:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Well...I see how you feel about me.

Geez...I think you know me well enough that I can stretch it to this evening if I put my mind to it. :laugh1:

Oh lighten up Obi Wan

 

[Jarv]

BP issues the following statement.

At this point BP feels the need to go on a hunger strike for a short time.

BP is happy hos got his new contract.

BP however feels that right it is in BP's best interest to go on a short hunger strike.

BP feels it is time to get rid of some of the cellulite on BPs dimpled flap jack hiney.

:

Is Hos gonna become Reality's waterboy ?

 

[WoodysGirl]

Is Hos gonna become Reality's waterboy ?

Actually that's Yeager's job. He's still the Rookie mod.

He's also responsible for donuts, too. Altho, we're still working on him on what KIND of donuts.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Actually that's Yeager's job. He's still the Rookie mod.

He's also responsible for donuts, too. Altho, we're still working on him on what KIND of donuts.

me >>wned:<<wg

 

[Big Country]

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:laugh1:

KICK HIS *** SEABASS!!!