Humor: Breaking News!!

[WoodysGirl]

Hey I'll put my credential up against anyone's.

We know.

 

[The30YardSlant]

the Nors-free zone.

Disband the site and shut down the internet, it can only go downhill from here

 

[DallasEast]

Hey I'll put my credential up against anyone's.

Uh oh, those sound like fighting words!

First, there was Ali vs. Frazier...

Then, Rocky vs. Creed...

Now, it's...

Winicki vs Hostile​

Get ready folks, for 15 rounds of the most brutal, hard-hitting instant messaging the world has ever seen.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!

 

[AtlCB]

The Zone Media is relentless. I never thought this stuff would get out.

Juke, you're my agent, take over and make sure you just keep saying "Next question."

Meanwhile I'll do some situps in the driveway.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Uh oh, those sound like fighting words!

First, there was Ali vs. Frazier...

Then, Rocky vs. Creed...

Now, it's...

Winicki vs Hostile​

Get ready folks, for 15 rounds of the most brutal, hard-hitting instant messaging the world has ever seen.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!

:war: :fight: :spanking: :clubbed:

 

[The30YardSlant]

Nors vs HeavyHitta31​

Get ready folks, for 15 rounds of the most limp-wristed, nancy slap-fest the world has ever seen.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!

Fixed if for ya

 

[DallasEast]

Fixed if for ya

wow, u turned the event of the century into another episode of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'. much thanks.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Hey I'll put my credential up against anyone's.

Would you really want to expose your short comings like that?

 

[superpunk]

Would you really want to expose your short comings like that?

Whoa...talk about entendres - that was like a quadruple whammy!

 

[Hostile]

Uh oh, those sound like fighting words!

First, there was Ali vs. Frazier...

Then, Rocky vs. Creed...

Now, it's...

Winicki vs Hostile​

Get ready folks, for 15 rounds of the most brutal, hard-hitting instant messaging the world has ever seen.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!

The Heat Meister versus the Cold Meister.

Say your prayers Winki.

 

[Hostile]

Fixed if for ya

Trumped.

 

[dougonthebench]

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[The30YardSlant]

Well played Hos :laugh2:

 

[Juke99]

As Hostile's agent, I'd just like to go on record with regard to this situation.

As Reality stated, "The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money." While the dollar amount will remain undisclosed, I'd just like to say that the amount that Hos paid was quite fair and we'd like to thank Reality for not demanding more.

 

[Hostile]

As Hostile's agent, I'd just like to go on record with regard to this situation.

As Reality stated, "The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money." While the dollar amount will remain undisclosed, I'd just like to say that the amount that Hos paid was quite fair and we'd like to thank Reality for not demanding more.

Tell 'em voice man.

 

[Juke99]

Tell 'em voice man.

Uh...maybe we should wait until the check you wrote clears the bank. :nervous:

 

[Hostile]

Uh...maybe we should wait until the check you wrote clears the bank. :nervous:

The post office is clear down the road from the bank man. Pay attention.

 

[RealCowboyfan]

:toast2: :donthear:

This just in ...

The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money. There was rapid speculation that other sites in the league were heavily negotiating with Hostile's agent, Juke99, to have him switch sites, but in the end, Hostile just couldn't say no to the money and the Nors-free zone.

After the signing, Hostile said, "It's a great day. I'm glad it worked out for me to stay where my heart is. I really want to thank every..." At that point Hostile abruptly took off after another person who apparently was miming Hostile's interview. While we cannot confirm it, several witnesses claimed to hear Hostile shout out, "Damn you, trickblue! I'll show you what Photoshoping is in the real world" as he ran wildly down the street chasing after the unknown assailant.

In other news, the band, R.E.M. announced they have planned a new Armageddon tour featuring their new hit single, "Its the end of the world as we know it ... and we're all screwed .."

-Reality

 

[MichaelWinicki]

The Heat Meister versus the Cold Meister.

Say your prayers Winki.

Well I'm sitting here drinking a hot, butter-caramel smoothie... I hope you're ready to receive some pain tough guy.

 

[Hostile]

Well I'm sitting here drinking a hot, butter-caramel smoothie... I hope you're ready to receive some pain tough guy.

Hey DE, isn't really offensive gas against the Marquis De Queensbury rules?