Humor: Manning, Romo and Brady go to Heaven...

[TheSkaven]

Sent to me by a Patriots fan (how can you tell) but I though it was funny and shows a bit of their pompous attitude up there about their football team.

Three Quarterbacks ...

Three quarterbacks, Manning, Romo and Brady, go to Heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question...

God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?' Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.

I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, 'What do you believe?

Tony says,'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.

I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady, 'And you, Tom, what do you believe?

Tom replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'

 

[the kid 05]

fits toms big ego

 

[burmafrd]

An Arab, A catholic, a Texan and a mexican are told the plane needs to be lighter by three or it crashes and kills the 105 children and crew aboard.
So the Arab jumps yelling "Allah AckBar"








The Catholic jumps yelling "Praise be to God"








The Texan goes to the door then throws the mexican out yelling "Remember the Alamo"

Obviously a very old joke and a variation of the one in the first post.