HUMOR: Put a "name" to Garrett's offense.

[JohnnyHopkins]

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The NFL has the "West Coast Offense", the "Run and Shoot", etc., as named offenses. Ours is a supposed version of the "Timing Offense", but Garrett has added such a level of ineffectiveness to his offense that it deserves its own name.

So, what would you name it?

The "Garrett Timing Offense" sounds too generic. If I had to name it, I would call it the "Prevent Offense" because much like a prevent defense that is sure to do counter to what defense is designed to do - and that is prevent yards and points - Garret's "Prevent Offense" surely does what an offense should not, and that is kill drives with predictable, unimaginative play calling that never takes advantage of what the defense is giving up.

So I'm calling it the "Prevent Offense".

What would you call it?

The "Run & Bum" as a link to the "Run & Shoot".

Of course Garett has always had the problem to call a balanced game. And we don't run enough. Therfore we look like Bums as a link to Wade.

You could call it also the "Don't run and look Bum" Offense. But i like Run and Bum alot more ;-)