I have the perfect name for this defense

[Teague31]

Rain makers. Everyone that plays against us gets paid

 

[john van brocklin]

They will now be known as The No Show Defense because every time someone carries or catches the ball there's never anyone around!

Swiss Cheese Defense cause its full of holes !!! LOL

 

[Melonfeud]

Since Jaylon is a "leader" on the defense, I'm going with The Zoolanders.

It's hard to play defense while being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

Honorable mention: The Blue Steels and The Magnums.

* those couple of Zoolander flicks are pretty hilarious at various points in them ,tho more notable to me is of there zero remorse ability in them not making it to my " every two year's re-watch list"*





** Now, that " Dinner for Shmucks" flic is on my yearly viewing list**