I have the perfect name for this defense

[GORICO]

HOT MESS?

i like that...but i hope a name like that does not stick...I hope we can turn this around

 

[GORICO]

I like the "Hot Doughnuts" ........Soft on the edges and nothing in the middle.

atlanta---wow...that one cut low and deep

 

[Kingofholland]

"We be doomed"

 

[Vtwin]

The Doomsseason Defense

 

[Hagman]

The Bend and Then They Break Defense
The No Shame Defense
The North Dallas Forty Burgers
The Skidmark Defense

 

[CoachD]

Great thread. Lots of great names. Las nadas. Lukes to everyone.

Cern I didn't think it was going to get this much action!

 

[Melonfeud]

The Socially Distancing Boyz

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( that's frickin' hilarious)

 

[Melonfeud]

If you think about that for a second, that's funny.

*Hahahaha, I'd thought about it for a full ten seconds ,,,and,,, still didn't "pick up" on it ,till I'd glimpsed you're post*

 

[CowboyRoy]

i like that...but i hope a name like that does not stick...I hope we can turn this around

Cant get any worse. I wouldnt get your hopes up for this year. Maybe playing a Garrett offense will open up false hope.

 

[calicowboy54]

Hot Boys is actually perfect for these morons now

yeah HOT MESS BOYS

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

1) The Clappers
2) Le Garrett's Disease
3) The Skid Marks
4) The Johnny Deepless Boys
5) The Oprah Win-Free Show
6) The Broadway Boys
7) The Fry Guys
8) The Mall Cops
9) The Lolly-Pop Kids
10) The Doves Cry Defense
11) The Headless Chickens
12) The Skip-To-My-Loo Tacklers
13) The Slip and Slide 'Boys
14) The Suffering Succotash
15) The Barney Pfeiff 'Boys

And AT&T Stadium should be called tha Arkham Asylum.

 

[Stash]

The 'Roomsday Defense'.

Plenty of room all day to run through it, plenty of room all day to pass through it.

 

[Aviano90]

The 'Roomsday Defense'.

Plenty of room all day to run through it, plenty of room all day to pass through it.

Nice. I was looking for a play on the Doomsday Defense yesterday and was drawing a blank.

 

[Stash]

Nice. I was looking for a play on the Doomsday Defense yesterday and was drawing a blank.

Yeah, I love that it rhymes with the glory days of the past name. Salt in the wound for these weak players.

 

[hopemsu]

Nice. I was looking for a play on the Doomsday Defense yesterday and was drawing a blank.

our defense is "the gaping vag"... everybody has their way with it

 

[mmohican29]

"The Fog" Defense

Looks a bit menacing, but never at any time remotely hindered something from moving forward.

 

[IceStar-D7]

They are the "Yellow Traffic Light Boys" everyone goes right through them...

 

[BAT]

Nolan's Nits.

 

[DanA]

If the offense is team 40 burger then the defense is team 50 burger

 

[plasticman]

The Flag Football Defense

The Bowling Pins Defense

The Jamie the King Slayer Defense....because they tackle like they just had their hands chopped off

The Alexis Texas Defense....think about it