I Like Beer A Lot

[Melonfeud]

"twisted colostomy bagged"" damn melon u got a way with words.

LMAO,,,

 

[waldoputty]

Yer' obviously referencing of the nourishing creamy sustenance is what's currently considered anal leakage from the last gang- train you were the guest of "Honor" I presume?,,, no,thanks Putty! you keep yer' power of putty all to yer' self,,,,


( the 'laughing' emoji's are making you squirt that putty essence out from a certain clinched spinchter orifice right now,heh?)

young puttyism disciple, ur past wounds from the ladyboys are coloring ur thoughts.
stop the thoughts of sphinchter even though their tails violated ur essence through the rear orifice.
embrace the puttyism teachings that take u away from those despair and once again regain ur wiggle and bounce to take place on the couch of enjoyment and satisfaction.
drink from the nectar that gives u strength.
consume, live, breathe, embrace, become the world that is puttyism!

 

[Melonfeud]

puttyism will heal thee of ur past experience with ladyboys.
guess waking up with their inserted tails must have been life-changing for the melonius disciple.
never fear, for ur limited tail will recover its function with the warm lights of puttyism.
ur seat on the couch will lift ur spirits and along with it rejuvenate ur tail's wiggle.
remember black becomes white and white becomes black
what diminishes in winter will regain vitality in spring!

<<GONG>>

I'm gonna tell you Wally you've reached the point of being unworthy to even read yer' replying feeble bleats,,, as it's just a large intestine of spewaged crap ,,,SHEESE! I'd place you on ignore around here,,, but,,, yer' still kinda fun( or were) to kick down the flight of stairs,,,,yet the true inner weirdness in this posts are ' ignore' worthy,,, hell's afire Boy!,,, you don't even know what the hell yer' saying,

 

[waldoputty]

I'm gonna tell you Wally you've reached the point of being unworthy to even read yer' replying feeble bleats,,, as it's just a large intestine of spewaged crap ,,,SHEESE! I'd place you on ignore around here,,, but,,, yer' still kinda fun( or were) to kick down the flight of stairs,,,,yet the true inner weirdness in this posts are ' ignore' worthy,,, hell's afire Boy!,,, you don't even know what the hell yer' saying,

puttyism and the world that is awaits ur acceptance.
resistance is understandable but letting go to embrace will be the ultimate solution.
ur pain from ladyboy invasions will be cleansed and healed
all other paths are futile and false hope.
the couch and its pleasures will be ur reward.

 

[waldoputty]

hey bro, the latest melon putty round that is ladyboy suffering and couch healing has gone over 10 posts. why dont we take it to the other board as not to annoy others on this board. this may be a novelty for the other folks over there.

 

[DFWJC]

Woke up to 13 degree weather here in Big D.
Luckily, whenever it gets cold here, it's only usually for a few days.
Back to the high 50s/low 60s this weekend.


Still blows my mind that when we finally got a Super Bowl here several years ago, we got the very worst weather possible
Guess the football gods were hating on Jerry and Dallas that year.

 

[waldoputty]

Woke up to 13 degree weather here in Big D.
Luckily, whenever it gets cold here, it's only usually for a few days.
Back to the high 50s/low 60s this weekend.


Still blows my mind that when we finally got a Super Bowl here several years ago, we got the very worst weather possible
Guess the football gods were hating on Jerry and Dallas that year.

the winter of our discontent...

 

[Melonfeud]

hey bro, the latest melon putty round that is ladyboy suffering and couch healing has gone over 10 posts. why dont we take it to the other board as not to annoy others on this board. this may be a novelty for the other folks over there.

Better still, why don't you take it up yer' CASING-LINER,,, AND we'll both be relatively content, for I shall no longer have to decipher the drooling delusional mind farts from an unstable casing-liner,,, & you can sit on a melon headed load of Feud crammed up yer' CASING-LINER,,,,,,IT'S A win- win,Bro!

* whoopa- ching-ching*

 

[waldoputty]

Better still, why don't you take it up yer' CASING-LINER,,, AND we'll both be relatively content, for I shall no longer have to decipher the drooling delusional mind farts from an unstable casing-liner,,, & you can sit on a melon headed load of Feud crammed up yer' CASING-LINER,,,,,,IT'S A win- win,Bro!

* whoopa- ching-ching*

i know the ladyboys violations are life-changing
but if you want help that is puttyism, you need to climb the hill and get help in the other website.
this way, the good folks here would be spared of additional melonious disciple secrets being laid bare.

bro, u really need to be free of ur past.
false fantasies of using ladyboy tricks on putty rear just because of previous violations of melonious rear by ladyboys is not going to get u the seat on the couch.

 

[Ranching]

Seattle fired both coordinators, and we can't even fire one!!

 

[waldoputty]

Seattle fired both coordinators, and we can't even fire one!!

we need to fire all the ****en coaches

 

[Ranched]

Well, there was that one time a couple years back when we were set to lay asphalt and it started raining around 5:30 am so that work day was a 'wash' and through the fogging up windshield I'd picked up ( what I'd thought to be a slim good looking black" working girl",,, well, as soon as ' she' got into my truck I'd reached over to grab an ample knocker she'd been sporting on the street corner,,,,,, it was a golden delicious apple that weirdo was sporting, he broke bad about his
" space& respect ",,, and incredulously as the urge to elbow jam/ quick kill the lady boy to the throat& roll it out of the truck's cab,,, I couldn't stop from LMAO at his antics of anger,,, and just bounced it out of my truck,,,leaving 'it' standing lop-sided in the foggy drizzle of predawn with 'it's' left ' knocker' laying on my dashboard,,,

( keep it up Waldo & I will twist yer' head off yer' shoulders if briefly given to chance,,,)

GO GET 'EM MELON

 

[Ranched]

hey bro, the latest melon putty round that is ladyboy suffering and couch healing has gone over 10 posts. why dont we take it to the other board as not to annoy others on this board. this may be a novelty for the other folks over there.

I DID tell melon about Alcatraz. LOL. He really thought I meant the one in San Fran. God love 'em.

 

[Ranched]

,,,,,, and why would you?
( I've a funny story involving mirrored sunglasses ,two lactating party girls& a beer run,,,remind me to share it some time,,,)

Can hardly wait.

 

[Trouty]

Morning, everyone!!

Love seeing all of you here!!!

 

[Trouty]

Woke up to 13 degree weather here in Big D.
Luckily, whenever it gets cold here, it's only usually for a few days.
Back to the high 50s/low 60s this weekend.


Still blows my mind that when we finally got a Super Bowl here several years ago, we got the very worst weather possible
Guess the football gods were hating on Jerry and Dallas that year.

Hey, JC!!! Man, you guys get some cold weather in Big D!

 

[Trouty]

Seattle fired both coordinators, and we can't even fire one!!

LMAO!!!

 

[waldoputty]

I DID tell melon about Alcatraz. LOL. He really thought I meant the one in San Fran. God love 'em.

melon stories

 

[LocimusPrime]

melon stories

Supppzzzzz Waldo

 

[waldoputty]

Melon being eaten by the monkey, dog and :