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@daboyzruleperiod

Love your new avatar, too!!!

Thank you luv.

 

[Melonfeud]

Dry White.

Wine=Whew, Wow Weeie& Whoa unto me,,,I've suffered the unfailingly weakness of character defect to have gravitated to a couple of large quantity wine makers amongst my colorful traveled back trail,,, both them cats fermented fer' maximum proofed pop skull effects,,, although fun times were guaranteed half way through that heavily sugared cherry,peach,watermelon,,,, YOU NAME IT WINE!!! upon drainage of the last dregs from that plastic milk jug,,,I was usually fighting & then fleeing from law enforcement casing-liner's,,,
(All True,,)

 

[Melonfeud]

I'm posting on my new thread and its a dick measuring contest . no likes you gotta get over there and boost me lol.

(Stop),,, I don't even hardly know how to navigate alternate rally - point backup plan 'B' ,,,let alone pulling somebody's quote and saying " right-on!"

I'd tried to click-on that casing-liner & it told me I'd have to link thru 'Facebook',,,HA-HA-HA,,, fat chance in the Donner party winter camp of that happening,,,

 

[maxdogg]

(Stop),,, I don't even hardly know how to navigate alternate rally - point backup plan 'B' ,,,let alone pulling somebody's quote and saying " right-on!"

I'd tried to click-on that casing-liner & it told me I'd have to link thru 'Facebook',,,HA-HA-HA,,, fat chance in the Donner party winter camp of that happening,,,

yeah it takes a bit of getting used to.

 

[waldoputty]

"Et,Tu,Brutus?",,,,HA-HA!,,,looking like thet 'ol power of Puttyism only propels yer' self perceived persona only so far,,,heh?,,,
Putty-Buddy,,,
( best you double pump the Puttyism's up in a more illustrating grandiose fashion there,WALLY!,,,)







Morning Wallace!,,,

ok ok, i am awake.
fell asleep with the lights on again...

putty was just having fun.
did not applying his zen principles.
so got a call from trouster and agreed zen was needed.

 

[Melonfeud]

boosting @maxdogg in a dick measuring contest. party time.
ok...

Figured you'd be the one to elbow yer' way to be the one to lay yer' hands on the measuring tape,,,PUTTY,,,

as it's a befitting casing-liner of yer' caliber,,, the "Wang measuring Judge"
Don't be drooling during sanctioned competition, Putty-Pal,,,,

 

[waldoputty]

yeah it takes a bit of getting used to.

hey doggie, did not mean to ignore u.
was dealing with a business call for china.
thought we talked about boundaries.
looks like u simply dont like it.
so i will just not go to those places.

 

[Ranching]

Good morning everyone. My pasture looks like a block of ice. I hope my well pump didnt freeze over. I forgot to drain it, I went out last night, but it was already freezing. We'll see in a couple of hours when it thaws out.

 

[waldoputty]

Figured you'd be the one to elbow yer' way to be the one to lay yer' hands on the measuring tape,,,PUTTY,,,

as it's a befitting casing-liner of yer' caliber,,, the "Wang measuring Judge"
Don't be drooling during sanctioned competition, Putty-Pal,,,,

ok melon
promised trouty that i will not get into that line of discussion with max.

you on the other hand is fair game, my dear pal.
but putty needs to meditate a bit more in the morning.
brain a bit drained from all the china stuff yesterday.
it is getting serious.
if putty health/etc check looks good in May, it does look like putty will be overseas starting some time this year.
hopefully after the summer to avoid the asian sauna.

so ur seat on the casting couch is a stake here
better prove ur melonious skills so ur monkey will have a proper home for its tail.
and dont fantasize about putty my dear pal.

 

[waldoputty]

Good morning everyone. My pasture looks like a block of ice. I hope my well pump didnt freeze over. I forgot to drain it, I went out last night, but it was already freezing. We'll see in a couple of hours when it thaws out.

morning coach.
oh, hope it survived the freezing...
i kind of miss the winter, but we need to go to the mountains here to get it

 

[Melonfeud]

Always my friend.....

Somewhere I have to be nicer to Putty. He might take my ribbing personal.... Though he started it tonight.... lol We still love you Putty.....

What R U talking about?,,,,,, the 'Putty' ALWAYS STARTS IT,,,it's the inherent nature of his suck being, I mean,,, hoover vacuum sucking everything into his twisted colostomy bagged casing-liner until it rebounds back out in his dark bagged "Puttyism" logic,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

ok melon
promised trouty that i will not get into that line of discussion with max.

you on the other hand is fair game, my dear pal.
but putty needs to meditate a bit more in the morning.
brain a bit drained from all the china stuff yesterday.
it is getting serious.
if putty health/etc check looks good in May, it does look like putty will be overseas starting some time this year.
hopefully after the summer to avoid the asian sauna.

so ur seat on the casting couch is a stake here
better prove ur melonious skills so ur monkey will have a proper home for its tail.
and dont fantasize about putty my dear pal.

Please accept in my stead, this seabag of highly radioactive fissionable material I've stashed away fer just such an occasion,,, fer' yer' casting couch of 'LADY BOYS' ,,, may you glow fer' ever more in that conquest of yer' puttydream,,,,

 

[waldoputty]

What R U talking about?,,,,,, the 'Putty' ALWAYS STARTS IT,,,it's the inherent nature of his suck being, I mean,,, hoover vacuum sucking everything into his twisted colostomy bagged casing-liner until it rebounds back out in his dark bagged "Puttyism" logic,,,

i dont know where bishop got that either


there is no need hoover vacuuming when everything is puttyism and puttyism is everything
melonius will need to be principled in the tennants of putty zen to enjoy the casting love

 

[maxdogg]

What R U talking about?,,,,,, the 'Putty' ALWAYS STARTS IT,,,it's the inherent nature of his suck being, I mean,,, hoover vacuum sucking everything into his twisted colostomy bagged casing-liner until it rebounds back out in his dark bagged "Puttyism" logic,,,

"twisted colostomy bagged"" damn melon u got a way with words.

 

[waldoputty]

Please accept in my stead, this seabag of highly radioactive fissionable material I've stashed away fer just such an occasion,,, fer' yer' casting couch of 'LADY BOYS' ,,, may you glow fer' ever more in that conquest of yer' puttydream,,,,

puttyism will heal thee of ur past experience with ladyboys.
guess waking up with their inserted tails must have been life-changing for the melonius disciple.
never fear, for ur limited tail will recover its function with the warm lights of puttyism.
ur seat on the couch will lift ur spirits and along with it rejuvenate ur tail's wiggle.
remember black becomes white and white becomes black
what diminishes in winter will regain vitality in spring!

<<GONG>>

 

[waldoputty]

putty needs breakfast.
come back in a little while.
dont worry melon, some nourishing creamy sustenance will help sustain u soon.

 

[Melonfeud]

OMG it is frigid here in Houston, sitting at 19 degrees or so. There is ice everywhere and we are pretty much shutdown. All schools closed, most businesses, etc.

I have been in NH, Montana and Colorado in mid-winter and this here is the coldest I have been in.......bone cold deep! I wish it was a dry cold

WOW!,,,that's real telling on so many different levels,
I've worked the Derrick of a drilling rig in February in the Midwest and could 'take a leak' down the stacked up drill pipe and it would freeze b-4 raining down on the deckhands,,pulled winter exercises north of the article circle in winter& drunkenly canoed over a power plants river dam one new year's day(luckily the water was up & it was just chunks of ice I had to avoid), sure glad I'm not Houston,,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

putty will heal thee of ur past experience with ladyboys.
guess waking up with their inserted tails must have been life-changing for the melonius disciple.
never fear, for ur limited tail will recover its function with the warm lights of puttyism.
ur seat on the couch will lift ur spirits and along with it rejuvenate ur tail's wiggle.
remember black becomes white and white becomes black
what diminishes in winter will regain vitality in spring!

<<GONG>>

Well, there was that one time a couple years back when we were set to lay asphalt and it started raining around 5:30 am so that work day was a 'wash' and through the fogging up windshield I'd picked up ( what I'd thought to be a slim good looking black" working girl",,, well, as soon as ' she' got into my truck I'd reached over to grab an ample knocker she'd been sporting on the street corner,,,,,, it was a golden delicious apple that weirdo was sporting, he broke bad about his
" space& respect ",,, and incredulously as the urge to elbow jam/ quick kill the lady boy to the throat& roll it out of the truck's cab,,, I couldn't stop from LMAO at his antics of anger,,, and just bounced it out of my truck,,,leaving 'it' standing lop-sided in the foggy drizzle of predawn with 'it's' left ' knocker' laying on my dashboard,,,

( keep it up Waldo & I will twist yer' head off yer' shoulders if briefly given to chance,,,)

 

[Melonfeud]

putty needs breakfast.
come back in a little while.
dont worry melon, some nourishing creamy sustenance will help sustain u soon.

Yer' obviously referencing of the nourishing creamy sustenance is what's currently considered anal leakage from the last gang- train you were the guest of "Honor" I presume?,,, no,thanks Putty! you keep yer' power of putty all to yer' self,,,,


( the 'laughing' emoji's are making you squirt that putty essence out from a certain clinched spinchter orifice right now,heh?)

 

[waldoputty]

Well, there was that one time a couple years back when we were set to lay asphalt and it started raining around 5:30 am so that work day was a 'wash' and through the fogging up windshield I'd picked up ( what I'd thought to be a slim good looking black" working girl",,, well, as soon as ' she' got into my truck I'd reached over to grab an ample knocker she'd been sporting on the street corner,,,,,, it was a golden delicious apple that weirdo was sporting, he broke bad about his
" space& respect ",,, and incredulously as the urge to elbow jam/ quick kill the lady boy to the throat& roll it out of the truck's cab,,, I couldn't stop from LMAO at his antics of anger,,, and just bounced it out of my truck,,,leaving 'it' standing lop-sided in the foggy drizzle of predawn with 'it's' left ' knocker' laying on my dashboard,,,

( keep it up Waldo & I will twist yer' head off yer' shoulders if briefly given to chance,,,)

melonius disciple, it is u who needs to convince the world that is puttyism of ur earning ur place on the couch.
wearing those scars from ladyboys' trespasses, ur fear of their tails is understandable.
but young grasshopper, u must defeat those fears only possible by becoming one with them.
inserted tails from the past have taken the wiggle out of ur youth.
come, embrace the tennants of puttyism, heal from the warm rays that restore u to ur former vitality.
the couch awaits those who deserves and earned their place.
climb the mountain to learn the secrets of the world that is puttyism.