I Like Beer A Lot

[rynochop]

I wish I knew what likes get you...I've been on this place since day 1 I think and never got jack ha

 

[waldoputty]

I wish I knew what likes get you...I've been on this place since day 1 I think and never got jack ha

1,000,000 likes get you a date with jessica alba
500,000 likes gets you a new car
250,000 likes gets you a seat in the owner's box at AT&T stadium for the 2018 Commanders game
100,000 likes gets you a seat during the the Cowboys Cheerleaders swimsuit calendar photo session
50,000 likes get you a tour of the AT&T stadium by Dak and an autograph football from Zeke
25,000 likes gets you a 3-hour 'date' with Tiffany Thompson
10,000 likes gets you an all-you-can-eat 2 hours at a Dallas wings restaurant for the Eagles game.
5,000 likes gets you a kiss from @Ranching , @Trouty or @daboyzruleperiod - your choice

 

[Reality]

The only issue I see is the like-mining concern.
I would not want our members ridiculed by others because we enjoy liking each other's comments.
However, I dont feel strongly about it since I am only a recent member.

Perhaps the two guys who started the beer threads should decide?
Obviously that is @Ranching who started this thread, and this is @Trouty 's tavern.

LIKE farming is different than just LIKE'ing people's posts. LIKE farming is when people are LIKE'ing EVERY post by their friends and everyone is posting a lot of short posts in an effort to increase their LIKE count oppotunties.

 

[Reality]

1,000,000 likes get you a date with jessica alba
500,000 likes gets you a new car
250,000 likes gets you a seat in the owner's box at AT&T stadium for the 2018 Commanders game
100,000 likes gets you a seat during the the Cowboys Cheerleaders swimsuit calendar photo session
50,000 likes get you a tour of the AT&T stadium by Dak and an autograph football from Zeke
25,000 likes gets you a 3-hour 'date' with Tiffany Thompson
10,000 likes gets you an all-you-can-eat 2 hours at a Dallas wings restaurant for the Eagles game.
5,000 likes gets you a kiss from @Ranching , @Trouty or @daboyzruleperiod - your choice

LIKE

 

[rynochop]

1,000,000 likes get you a date with jessica alba
500,000 likes gets you a new car
250,000 likes gets you a seat in the owner's box at AT&T stadium for the 2018 Commanders game
100,000 likes gets you a seat during the the Cowboys Cheerleaders swimsuit calendar photo session
50,000 likes get you a tour of the AT&T stadium by Dak and an autograph football from Zeke
25,000 likes gets you a 3-hour 'date' with Tiffany Thompson
10,000 likes gets you an all-you-can-eat 2 hours at a Dallas wings restaurant for the Eagles game.
5,000 likes gets you a kiss from @Ranching , @Trouty or @daboyzruleperiod - your choice

I'll need some viagra by the time I get that date with Alba

 

[Melonfeud]

Where are you @Melonfeud?

Right here,baby-doll !
I've gotten to liking the virtually zero traffic out on the streets during my moonlight rides,,,of course most places are closed & it's dark,,,but hey! You can't have everything,,,

 

[Tabascocat]

Flying out to Seattle in the early AM, looking forward to this nex tax on sugary drinks. $5 Mt Dews here I come

 

[Melonfeud]

Flying out to Seattle in the early AM, looking forward to this nex tax on sugary drinks. $5 Mt Dews here I come

LoL ,that's what the
"whiskey rebellion" was,,, the precursor to the revolutionary war,,, no matter the amount state& local governing bodies rake in as revenue, it'll never be enough when they pay& cater to themselves first,,

When soda sales plummet, watch 'em scramble for something else,like a toilet paper tax or something similar,,,

 

[Cowpolk]

I'll need some viagra by the time I get that date with Alba

She is viagra

 

[Melonfeud]

Hey guys, I wanted to update you on an upcoming change and offer you a choice on something else.

First, as you know we've moved the Members Zone forum to the top section, right above the Off-topic Zone. That forum was always meant to be the place where members get together for either personal chats or general chats. So, soon I am going to be moving this thread to the Members Zone.

Now, the choice I want to give you is this. We can leave this this thread as is and just move it .. OR .. I can close this thread, let you start a new thread and I will not disable LIKEs on it as long as there's no obvious attempt to use it for LIKE farming. Meaning if your posting habits in it remain similar to this thread, it won't be an issue.

Thoughts?

Why can't it just be left alone?,,,as it's pretty obvious the folks posting in the 'beer thread' aren't all that " LIKE " driven to begin with, although, there are truly "LIKE" worthy subject matters & contents posted here, it's you're call @Reality on how you wish to structure your site but I'm certain you being the judge,that this particular thread is about as "off topic" as a person could cut the trail of.

If you close this thread,that means it's no longer accessible to view what's been already posted , right?
I vote for that option cuz' anything posted up in an +1000 page thread is close worthy IMO.

 

[Melonfeud]

I wish I knew what likes get you...I've been on this place since day 1 I think and never got jack ha

Well,ya know @rynochop?
You running that foam faced freak flag as yer' projected persona since around day #1,,,only illustrates beyond a reasonable doubt that even " JACK" don't really even like,,, ROWDY!!!,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

1,000,000 likes get you a date with jessica alba
500,000 likes gets you a new car
250,000 likes gets you a seat in the owner's box at AT&T stadium for the 2018 Commanders game
100,000 likes gets you a seat during the the Cowboys Cheerleaders swimsuit calendar photo session
50,000 likes get you a tour of the AT&T stadium by Dak and an autograph football from Zeke
25,000 likes gets you a 3-hour 'date' with Tiffany Thompson
10,000 likes gets you an all-you-can-eat 2 hours at a Dallas wings restaurant for the Eagles game.
5,000 likes gets you a kiss from @Ranching , @Trouty or @daboyzruleperiod - your choice

I'm definitely angling a course for the 250,000 likage milestone, as I fully intend to gorge myself on a year old gallon jar of pickled eggs& a 12 pack of Budweiser b-4 sitting down next to my HERO wildcatter JERRY JONES,,,

( maybe you ought to give us that "LIKE" option back after all @Reality ,as I've a new singular purpose in this life,,,)

 

[Melonfeud]

Did I ever relay to y'all about that one time there was about 4or5 of us $*%t heads in a 4 door lead sled out drinking & tooling the back country roads?,,, NO?,,, well,we was doing just that and while we're all standing there around the royal Mobile party chariot, draining off the many beers,ol' Horner zips up and stumbles over to this swelled up road killed doe deer that was laying there along side the road ya see,,,and he's saying it's moving, man it's all squirming inside,,, then he field goal kicks that thing,,,,& three OPOSSUMS shot straight outta' that dead deer's anal orifice like fireworks on the 4th of July,,, poor ol' Horner flat freaked out and damn near froze in paralysis, I mean all he could do was an attempt of the Mexican hat dance ,,,all the while looking like he was chained to a 500 lb pneumatic jackhammer,,,,oh,man ALIVE,,, was that ever HILARIOUS seeing him in that incapacitated state,we were falling out laughing, unzipped and pissing too,,, oh,boy! AND the cloud of stink that ol' boy unleashed after he'd booted on that dead deer rates up amongst the top 5 recollections of horrid ,TOO,,,

 

[Ranched]

Right here,baby-doll !
I've gotten to liking the virtually zero traffic out on the streets during my moonlight rides,,,of course most places are closed & it's dark,,,but hey! You can't have everything,,,

Oh good. Was getting worried about you. I think you should change your name to NIGHT RIDER!

 

[Melonfeud]

While dusting off the detritus of this forum's even recent past!,,, that
" members change yer user name thread" was damn near historical,,,
AND IT'S ON A LOCK-OUT status,,,

 

[Ranched]

1,000,000 likes get you a date with jessica alba
500,000 likes gets you a new car
250,000 likes gets you a seat in the owner's box at AT&T stadium for the 2018 Commanders game
100,000 likes gets you a seat during the the Cowboys Cheerleaders swimsuit calendar photo session
50,000 likes get you a tour of the AT&T stadium by Dak and an autograph football from Zeke
25,000 likes gets you a 3-hour 'date' with Tiffany Thompson
10,000 likes gets you an all-you-can-eat 2 hours at a Dallas wings restaurant for the Eagles game.
5,000 likes gets you a kiss from @Ranching , @Trouty or @daboyzruleperiod - your choice

 

[Melonfeud]

Oh good. Was getting worried about you. I think you should change your name to NIGHT RIDER!

SHEESE!! At Least you ain't pushing fer' me to be labeled as the TOE-CUTTER!
( MAD-MAX always rocks Wayne's world,,,baby-doll)

 

[Ranched]

I wish I knew what likes get you...I've been on this place since day 1 I think and never got jack ha

I only have a few likes AND was rewarded very highly.

1) @waldoputty let me pet his cat
2) @Melonfeud let me brush his dentures
3) @Ranching let me clean his horse manure
4) @Trouty let me use his Red Bull drip bag 4 a day
5) @Reality let me open a thread to post nude men pictures
6) @maxdogg let me pet him every other day

Since then. I've never been the same.

 

[Ranched]

SHEESE!! At Least you ain't pushing fer' me to be labeled as the TOE-CUTTER!
( MAD-MAX always rocks Wayne's world,,,baby-doll)

Lol. Ouch.
@Mad_max & @maxdogg rock me. Besides my melonfeud of course.

 

[Melonfeud]

I only have a few likes AND was rewarded very highly.



1) @waldoputty let me pet his cat
2) @Melonfeud let me brush his dentures
3) @Ranching let me clean his horse manure
4) @Trouty let me use his Red Bull drip bag 4 a day
5) @Reality let me open a thread to post nude men pictures
6) @maxdogg let me pet him every other day

Since then. I've never been the same.

Lol,unbeknownst to me ,have you rendered this slight & blantant breach of trust allowing you to view& brush my highly coveted & acclaimed casing-liner of dentures collection!.
( SHEESE, girly-kid ,,,half of those MO-FO's chomped teeth I've collected during my past exploits died defending them,,,fiercely)