I Like Beer A Lot

[waldoputty]

Good Luck.... Putty is dealing with the same issue when it comes to beer..... A shame when we can't relax to a good beer every now and then. Hope all goes well..... Anyhow off to bed..... 9am comes quickly when it is almost 3am.... LOL

bishop to bed at 3am, what a bad boy

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Ranching]

Dilly Dilly!

 

[Vomit]

Go Jags!

 

[waldoputty]

lol i guess i may be the only one going to starbucks today and enjoying to oceanview instead of watching stupid nfl

 

[Melonfeud]

i see someone has their foot up the melon behind

If that's what you see, then you got mole vision

6 million is not necessary as the r&d already paid for. $20 of microrobots is plenty. the key is daboyz who helped with his dentures
is it always the blonde who gets the melon in a pickle?

"Pickle",,,
Did I ever tell you about that neighbor I had one time who used to work at the Del Monte produce factory, Putty?,,,No?
O.K. ,,,well ,I was talking to him across the fence one afternoon & his name was Wallace who was some kinda ASIAN weird-o,
anyway he's all distraught & couldn't hardly maintain the concentration to carry on the menial conversation,,, so I asked him what was wrong,,,well, he finally owned up to the fact he suffered the almost uncontrollable urge to slowly slide his casing-liner into the pickle slicer at the pickle canning factory every time he got near it,,,( now,I'd always figured he was a complete whack job,but after hearing what he'd just told me,it was confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt)
Stunned & at a rare loss for words ,I merely replied
" let me know how that works out for you,buddy!,hey, I gotta go,dude.",,,,, well, about 3 weeks later,there's a moving van & crew packing up Wallace's possessions, so I walk over there to find out what's up with that dude & he sez' " Oh,hey !
I'm heading back to my ASIAN homeland cuz' I've lost my job at the pickle factory ",,,( being elated upon hearing this fantastic news,I feigned concern)
" Oh,my! What happened WALLACE? "
He said:
" remember that time I told you that every time I'd get near the pickle slicer at work that I had an almost uncontrollable urge to slowly slide my casing-liner into it" ,,,I'm like ",,,er,,, maybe faintly I do, why?"
He said: " well,I finally succumbed to my twisted Asian desires & slowly slid
my casing-liner into the pickle slicer and the shift foreman caught me in the act & promptly fired my pickle slicer screwing Oriental butt right then & there",,,well I'm like:
my goodness! Are you alright?,,, and Wallace raises his head up from staring at his feet,and sez'
" other than the 3 different STD's that 459 pound pickle slicer gave me, yeah ,I'M Alright,,, but I'm really pressed for time cuz' they fired her TOO & she said she's moving in with me,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

lol i guess i may be the only one going to starbucks today and enjoying to oceanview instead of watching stupid nfl

Bet there's a former Del Monte employee over there waiting on you,,,huh?,,

 

[waldoputty]

If that's what you see, then you got mole vision



"Pickle",,,
Did I ever tell you about that neighbor I had one time who used to work at the Del Monte produce factory, Putty?,,,No?
O.K. ,,,well ,I was talking to him across the fence one afternoon & his name was Wallace who was some kinda ASIAN weird-o,
anyway he's all distraught & couldn't hardly maintain the concentration to carry on the menial conversation,,, so I asked him what was wrong,,,well, he finally owned up to the fact he suffered the almost uncontrollable urge to slowly slide his casing-liner into the pickle slicer at the pickle canning factory every time he got near it,,,( now,I'd always figured he was a complete whack job,but after hearing what he'd just told me,it was confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt)
Stunned & at a rare loss for words ,I merely replied
" let me know how that works out for you,buddy!,hey, I gotta go,dude.",,,,, well, about 3 weeks later,there's a moving van & crew packing up Wallace's possessions, so I walk over there to find out what's up with that dude & he sez' " Oh,hey !
I'm heading back to my ASIAN homeland cuz' I've lost my job at the pickle factory ",,,( being elated upon hearing this fantastic news,I feigned concern)
" Oh,my! What happened WALLACE? "
He said:
" remember that time I told you that every time I'd get near the pickle slicer at work that I had an almost uncontrollable urge to slowly slide my casing-liner into it" ,,,I'm like ",,,er,,, maybe faintly I do, why?"
He said: " well,I finally succumbed to my twisted Asian desires & slowly slid
my casing-liner into the pickle slicer and the shift foreman caught me in the act & promptly fired my pickle slicer screwing Oriental butt right then & there",,,well I'm like:
my goodness! Are you alright?,,, and Wallace raises his head up from staring at his feet,and sez'
" other than the 3 different STD's that 459 pound pickle slicer gave me, yeah ,I'M Alright,,, but I'm really pressed for time cuz' they fired her TOO & she said she's moving in with me,,,

what kind of kinky liner story is that, twisted melon?
u sound like u had too much of that pickle juice this morning.
dont worry, the microbots would not hurt a bit.

 

[waldoputty]

Bet there's a former Del Monte employee over there waiting on you,,,huh?,,

so melon pal has come back to the living.
instead of those vampire hours...

there is an asian gal from georgia but that is the only asian.
i suppose there could be a del monte up north but never met one.
most are pretty young, so doubt they have worked else where.

 

[Melonfeud]

what kind of kinky liner story is that, twisted melon?
u sound like u had too much of that pickle juice this morning.
dont worry, the microbots would not hurt a bit.

Hopefully not near as bad as them 3 doses of creeping casing-liner crud yer' rubenesque first love gave you,,,,

 

[waldoputty]

Hopefully not near as bad as them 3 doses of creeping casing-liner crud yer' rubenesque first love gave you,,,,

no idea what rubenesque means.
first love was decades ago in college, so unlikely...
and it would not hurt a bit, just close ur eyes

 

[Melonfeud]

no idea what rubenesque means.
first love was decades ago in college, so unlikely...
and it would not hurt a bit, just close ur eyes

So, yer' saying you've got some college but yer clueless to the term rubenesque,,, & you lucked into a corpse once upon a time?,,,'copy'

 

[waldoputty]

So, yer' saying you've got some college but yer clueless to the term rubenesque,,, & you lucked into a corpse once upon a time?,,,'copy'

sorry bro.
putty focused on sciences and social sciences.
skipped out of the breathe requirements in arts by taking a religion class.
too bad the class met after lunch in the basement of a museum after lunch.
with the heat always turned up high, putty managed to follow asleep quickly for every class.
it was a miracle putty passed, probably out of compassion from the professor since it was my last semester in college.

focus on biomed was important, especially now with the new microbot application and clinical testing to start soon

 

[Ranched]

OMG Reality? I've come across lots of hilarious cat gifs. But that one tops the cake. Literally STILL laughing outloud as I'm typing this. 100 LIKES
@Ranching

 

[Ranched]

I know, huh?
He reminds me of that starving little varmint in that one old cartoon that keeps chewing on bugs bunny or foghorn leghorns leg( I can't recall) in his single minded purpose of constantly gnawing away

Lol.

 

[Ranched]

dont worry, your help with the dentures was critical.

gentlemen, we can now rebuild the melon, we have the technology.

 

[waldoputty]

OMG Reality? I've come across lots of hilarious cat gifs. But that one tops the cake. Literally STILL laughing outloud as I'm typing this. 100 LIKES
@Ranching

@Ranching - coachie - melon pal wants more spanking
he may want it raw...

 

[waldoputty]

they do say blondes have more fun.
u sure u dont want to go for the test drive?

 

[Ranching]

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they do say blondes have more fun.
u sure u dont want to go for the test drive?

In your compact car!!! I don't think so!!!!!