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[Melonfeud]

Happy New Year!
my Tavern friends!

Salud!

Salud!,,,,&,,,*glug*


* I told y'all about where my utilization of the oft interjection of glug originated, didn't I?

 

[DFWJC]

Salud!,,,,&,,,*glug*


* I told y'all about where my utilization of the oft interjection of glug originated, didn't I?

 

[Melonfeud]

COPY!

There was(and last I'd heard,still is,as my hunting guide, mule skinner& drinking friend told me I ought to go visit him,as he'd prolly give me a potato,,,
* editorial note* that was obviously a thinly veiled implied suggestion to go over and help " dig up CHICKEN RAY'S " potatoes outta' the garden,,, er,,, I promptly bought a 12 pack & went straight to my HOME)
An old man,prolly about 90 something now, who'd attend "duck hunts"with us,,, as my mule buddy's father was a county sheriff's deputy who was killed in the line of duty back in the late 50's & CHICKEN MAN RAY,,, pretty much raised& was the father figure to my mule buddy, him not even in his teens when it happened, now, CHICKEN MAN got his handle from his penchant of " COCK FIGHTING ",,, which was in the final stages of being completely eradicated when I'd blew into town back in 89,,,who'd other than owning a gasoline filling station for a awhile Is the only credentials of working life's history, so,YA! CHICKEN MAN made heap big gedius raising& fighting cock roosters,he'd told me he'd paid $1,000's of dollars on the razor sharp & needle pointed spurs you attach to the spur area,,,, well, back on point,,, so we were out duck hunting & pulling swigs outta a plastic gallon milk jug of that Mexican moonshine bocanora( m.s.) distilled agava squeezin's,,, and, I tell ray to " pass me the jug" ,,,& he looked at me and said: " count the GLUG'S KID" & proceeded to preform a bubble roiling & of Olympic class style 4 glugger pull,,,&,,, I've never been the same since witnessing that particular event




* the first time I'd met him on a hunt, he'd packed a wwII GERMAN mauser rifle that had been reconfigured / barrelled into a 20 gauge bolt action ,,,Well, me being the kinda'Cat that I am, laid a "like new& minty" Ithaca mod#37 feather weight 12 ga.(free) on him, that was taking up highly coveted gun safe space&,,,er,,, I couldn't never seem to cut nary a single feather offa' anything on the wing with it ebersince I'd bought it,,,
I definitely do regret selling him a Colt's police positive model pistol in .32 long colt for $150 bucks tho

 

[DFWJC]

COPY!

There was(and last I'd heard,still is,as my hunting guide, mule skinner& drinking friend told me I ought to go visit him,as he'd prolly give me a potato,,,
* editorial note* that was obviously a thinly veiled implied suggestion to go over and help " dig up CHICKEN RAY'S " potatoes outta' the garden,,, er,,, I promptly bought a 12 pack & went straight to my HOME)
An old man,prolly about 90 something now, who'd attend "duck hunts"with us,,, as my mule buddy's father was a county sheriff's deputy who was killed in the line of duty back in the late 50's & CHICKEN MAN RAY,,, pretty much raised& was the father figure to my mule buddy, him not even in his teens when it happened, now, CHICKEN MAN got his handle from his penchant of " COCK FIGHTING ",,, which was in the final stages of being completely eradicated when I'd blew into town back in 89,,,who'd other than owning a gasoline filling station for a awhile Is the only credentials of working life's history, so,YA! CHICKEN MAN made heap big gedius raising& fighting cock roosters,he'd told me he'd paid $1,000's of dollars on the razor sharp & needle pointed spurs you attach to the spur area,,,, well, back on point,,, so we were out duck hunting & pulling swigs outta a plastic gallon milk jug of that Mexican moonshine bocanora( m.s.) distilled agava squeezin's,,, and, I tell ray to " pass me the jug" ,,,& he looked at me and said: " count the GLUG'S KID" & proceeded to preform a bubble roiling & of Olympic class style 4 glugger pull,,,&,,, I've never been the same since witnessing that particular event




* the first time I'd met him on a hunt, he'd packed a wwII GERMAN mauser rifle that had been reconfigured / barrelled into a 20 gauge bolt action ,,,Well, me being the kinda'Cat that I am, laid a "like new& minty" Ithaca mod#37 feather weight 12 ga.(free) on him, that was taking up highly coveted gun safe space&,,,er,,, I couldn't never seem to cut nary a single feather offa' anything on the wing with it ebersince I'd bought it,,,
I definitely do regret selling him a Colt's police positive model pistol in .32 long colt for $150 bucks tho

Glugs are pretty serious

 

[Melonfeud]

Glugs are pretty serious

Indeed,Sir!, while I myself, am a highly trained & skilled professional caliber purveyor in conducting "The ART of the GLUG". It's something the mere rank amateur class shouldn't attempt in public ,,,and/or,,, private settings,,,

 

[Ranching]

Slow night in the Tavern.....howdy folks!

 

[Melonfeud]

Reckon Waldo is out having his PUTTY refurbished, ya know? a little nip here,a couple of double tucks there,,,

 

[Ranching]

Reckon Waldo is out having his PUTTY refurbished, ya know? a little nip here,a couple of double tucks there,,,

Lol!!! A couple of stitches!!!

 

[Melonfeud]

Lol!!! A couple of stitches!!!

that kinda' was the implied intent

 

[waldoputty]

Reckon Waldo is out having his PUTTY refurbished, ya know? a little nip here,a couple of double tucks there,,,

melon always fantasizing about putty.
very sad indeed...

 

[waldoputty]

Lol!!! A couple of stitches!!!

naughty coachie always being naughty, the shame

 

[Ranching]

naughty coachie always being naughty, the shame

Just funning with you. Been slow around here.

 

[waldoputty]

Just funning with you. Been slow around here.

i see, just had some chicken soup with noodles.
really amazing medicine for the cold, even if i dont have a cold right now

 

[Melonfeud]

i see, just had some chicken soup with noodles.
really amazing medicine for the cold, even if i dont have a cold right now

So, what yer' really saying is that by having yer' PUTTY reconfigured, it drastically put the squeeze down on that chilly drafty breeze yer' CASING-LINER was susceptible to,,,EH?

 

[Melonfeud]

melon always fantasizing about putty.
very sad indeed...

Don't be sad,Bro!,,, for the infusion of FEUDIAN ferociousness, COMBINED ALONG WITH the inherent nature of pickled eggs&James b. Beam ripping their combined powers of binary qualities shall soon render soothing sweetness upon the house of PUTTYNESS's nostrils of lameness,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

Ya,the style of total war, as in, conducting the full force of N.B.C. ,,,nuclear, biological & chemical,,,Leave's only the losers of the survivors, left standing, &, fer' a limited time only I might add,,,

 

[dallasdave]

i see, just had some chicken soup with noodles.
really amazing medicine for the cold, even if i dont have a cold right now

Putty how is 2019 treating you ??? Rem-2019 is the year of the Putty

 

[dallasdave]

i see, just had some chicken soup with noodles.
really amazing medicine for the cold, even if i dont have a cold right now

Putty hope the Cowboys use some Puttyism in their Playoff game, need to win

 

[waldoputty]

So, what yer' really saying is that by having yer' PUTTY reconfigured, it drastically put the squeeze down on that chilly drafty breeze yer' CASING-LINER was susceptible to,,,EH?

melon fantasies again

 

[waldoputty]

Don't be sad,Bro!,,, for the infusion of FEUDIAN ferociousness, COMBINED ALONG WITH the inherent nature of pickled eggs&James b. Beam ripping their combined powers of binary qualities shall soon render soothing sweetness upon the house of PUTTYNESS's nostrils of lameness,,,

melon bro, ur obsession with all things putty is seriously disturbing...