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[dallasdave]

So... this place is hoppin'.
Like a lonely biker bar in Ingleside kind of hoppin'.

Just some dude at the bar, half-coherent so he can stand his night at home while Roy Orbison plays a b-side with a scratch on the jukebox...

Hey that guy was laying at the foot of the bar last night

 

[Corso]

@waldoputty can do stand up comedy

I've actually seriously considered trying stand up...
I never liked my material enough, although I tested pretty well, to do it though.

And trying to do to do stand up in El Paso is a bit of a challenge.
I'm not sure my humor would... pop here.

 

[dallasdave]

I've actually seriously considered trying stand up...
I never liked my material enough, although I tested pretty well, to do it though.

And trying to do to do stand up in El Paso is a bit of a challenge.
I'm not sure my humor would... pop here.

You and Putty would be a great team with the cheerleaders dressed like the Grils in the Motley Crue Video-Girls, Girls,Girls

 

[dallasdave]

Have a great week!

Pour me a tall one

 

[dallasdave]

What are you doing with all that Oil Putty ????

 

[Corso]

You and Putty would be a great team with the cheerleaders dressed like the Grils in the Motley Crue Video-Girls, Girls,Girls

Stand up comedy that looks like a Robert Palmer video, lol.

 

[dallasdave]

Stand up comedy that looks like a Robert Palmer video, lol.

Stand up comedy that looks like a Robert Palmer video, lol.

Stand up comedy that looks like a Robert Palmer video, lol.

No these Girls are more Motley

 

[Corso]

No these Girls are more Motley

On MTV Spring Break Live '19!!! Hosted by Ray Romano!
Wait...

 

[dallasdave]

On MTV Spring Break Live '19!!! Hosted by Ray Romano!
Wait...

Corso and Putty will be the Hosts I will manage the Girls

 

[waldoputty]

@waldoputty can do stand up comedy

wow, what is going on here?

 

[waldoputty]

You and Putty would be a great team with the cheerleaders dressed like the Grils in the Motley Crue Video-Girls, Girls,Girls

dd, may be u and corso can do the standup together.
putty will take care of the cheerleaders

 

[waldoputty]

What are you doing with all that Oil Putty ????

cheerleaders need taking care of, bro

 

[waldoputty]

It's of a most pleasant & comforting of thought in knowing of the genuine expressed appreciation the twin throbbin' nobbin's of cloned magpie squawking casing-liners are at least capable of grooving to a FEUDIAN tune ,which that BAD CAT of double bubble MELONESS had imparted upon thee,,,

double, double toil and trouble. fire burn and caldron bubble...

 

[waldoputty]

Have a great week!

u 2 bro.
this week will be cleaning up sf place - particularly outside

 

[Ranching]

What!!! A party in the Tavern and I missed it!!!

 

[Melonfeud]

double, double toil and trouble. fire burn and caldron bubble...

" double their troubles,
of combined fart gas bubbles,when Waldo waits to bathe with Dallas Dave",,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

,,,er,,,an addendum:

"Within the Calderon's cozy confines, their nozy grasps at Melons pot stirring FEUDIAN shaft,
Leaving them spinning
turgidly
While I begin grinning
furtively"

 

[Ranching]

Good night drunks. This site is dying. So long friends. I guess I'll see you guys next season. Salud! God bless. Too bad this thread got ruined, for whatever reason.

 

[waldoputty]

What!!! A party in the Tavern and I missed it!!!

lol

 

[waldoputty]

" double their troubles,
of combined fart gas bubbles,when Waldo waits to bathe with Dallas Dave",,,,

oh the melon improving of shakespeare