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Ranching said:
Still detoxing from spring break. Haven't had a drink since Sunday, does this mean I'm not an alcoholic? LOL
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It certainly puts you ahead of me, Coach. :muttley:

The thought of going even a day without a brew gives me the DT's :)
 
Ranching said:
April is a good month for a wedding. My parents were married on April 29, 1956. They were happily married til the day mom died almost 4 years ago. My dad misses her more every day.
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That's great that they had all that time together, but I'm very sorry to hear that your Dads still feeling the pain, doesn't seem fair, I pray every time I open my eyes in the morning, you guys are in this one. Take care, my friend.
 
negativecreep said:
That's great that they had all that time together, but I'm very sorry to hear that your Dads still feeling the pain, doesn't seem fair, I pray every time I open my eyes in the morning, you guys are in this one. Take care, my friend.
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LIKE!
 
Finally got everything I needed to do, done, off work, next rounds on me guys. Just don't get a $400 dollar bottle of scotch...I'm tapped out as far as money goes...pabst blue ribbon for everyone!
 
What can I say? I do my best, you guys rock. Now I will have my brew and yes it's a pint of pbr, lol.
 
Morning all! TGIF! What's on tap? Had a few tall cans of 211 last night with some company for nostalgia's sake. Wasn't bad, lol.

Picking up the little guy at school today, everyone have a lovely and booze-filled day, today :)
 
Trouty said:
Morning all! TGIF! What's on tap? Had a few tall cans of 211 last night with some company for nostalgia's sake. Wasn't bad, lol.

Picking up the little guy at school today, everyone have a lovely and booze-filled day, today :)
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Have fun bro!! Five days cold turkey for me. We'll see what the weekend holds, it'll be 95 degrees tomorrow, might have to cool off with a few drinks!
 
Ranching said:
Have fun bro!! Five days cold turkey for me. We'll see what the weekend holds, it'll be 95 degrees tomorrow, might have to cool off with a few drinks!
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You sure as heck deserve it, Bug Guy! 5 days, I nary have done 5 hours in the past 8 months :)
 
I have a friend that pisses himself every time he drinks. He's the only one I can't offer a bed. He currently is sleeping in the dining room on tile, in a puddle of piss. He tried to argue with me last night, about sleeping in a bed, I told him when he wakes up he'll reason with me. He has a pillow and a blanket (now piss-soaked), but at list my carpet and/or guest bed isn't rich in ammonia :)

He just won't wake up to go to the bathroom. It's cray cray. Dude is my boi, tho, so he gets a pass, and tile is easy to clean :)
 
Trouty said:
I have a friend that pisses himself every time he drinks. He's the only one I can't offer a bed. He currently is sleeping in the dining room on tile, in a puddle of piss. He tried to argue with me last night, about sleeping in a bed, I told him when he wakes up he'll reason with me. He has a pillow and a blanket (now piss-soaked), but at list my carpet and/or guest bed isn't rich in ammonia :)

He just won't wake up to go to the bathroom. It's cray cray. Dude is my boi, tho, so he gets a pass, and tile is easy to clean :)
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LOL!!! One of my best friends does the same things, he weighs about 350lbs so we can't move him once he passes out, so we walk his butt outside and lock the door when he starts to sway.
We went to a convention one year and I caught him pissing into the glass door that led to the balcony on the 18th floor. Haha, I feel your pain @Trouty
 
Ranching said:
LOL!!! One of my best friends does the same things, he weighs about 350lbs so we can't move him once he passes out, so we walk his butt outside and lock the door when he starts to sway.
We went to a convention one year and I caught him pissing into the glass door that led to the balcony on the 18th floor. Haha, I feel your pain @Trouty
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:laugh::laugh:

Yup, this dude was pissing in empty tall cans of 211 last night, laying on his side. Lol :D. He's 6'1 but thin, I can lift him over my shoulders.

Here's to messed up shyte: the other day (he and a couple others have been here since Tuesday), I came out from my bedroom and saw a can of beer on the floor in my living room... as one not to waste a beer, I took a swig and am firmly in the belief it was piss. It certainly wasn't night-old beer. And he swears he didn't piss in the can and that I drank stale beer. Nah, I know stale beer. I either drank water or watered-down piss. Not having drank piss before (but many an ashed cigarette in beer, but I digress), I'm leaning towards I drank piss. Lol took a gnarly gulp, too.

The fact he was pissing in empty tall cans last night kinda cements it.
I get points, tho... I didn't throw up :laugh:
 
Trouty said:
:laugh::laugh:

Yup, this dude was pissing in empty tall cans of 211 last night, laying on his side. Lol :D. He's 6'1 but thin, I can lift him over my shoulders.

Here's to messed up shyte: the other day (he and a couple others have been here since Tuesday), I came out from my bedroom and saw a can of beer on the floor in my living room... as one not to waste a beer, I took a swig and am firmly in the belief it was piss. It certainly wasn't night-old beer. And he swears he didn't piss in the can and that I drank stale beer. Nah, I know stale beer. I either drank water or watered-down piss. Not having drank piss before (but many an ashed cigarette in beer, but I digress), I'm leaning towards I drank piss. Lol took a gnarly gulp, too.

The fact he was pissing in empty tall cans last night kinda cements it.
I get points, tho... I didn't throw up :laugh:
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Damn! I can't top that one!:lmao::lmao2:
 
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