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Ranching said:
Shapely latinas have gotten more that a few guys in trouble, that's for sure!
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Coach, I have been in three fist fights over that girl. Not to mention all the times she whooped my arse and I never hit back.

Beat the **** out of a marine, a CPL, and a buddy over her.

******* flirt. Gorgeous ******* flirt. :)
 
Trouty said:
Coach, I have been in three fist fights over that girl. Not to mention all the times she whooped my arse and I never hit back.

Beat the **** out of a marine, a CPL, and a buddy over her.

******* flirt. Gorgeous ******* flirt. :)
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Aye, caramba!
 
Cheers, fellas. Please don't get it twisted, I'm not some insecure a'hole, just was too young at the time. Both of us were.

Cheers, y'all :)
 
This Glenlivet with a splash of spring water kills the DoubleWood, FYI, my brethren
 
Trouty said:
Get a Polaris my buddy! :)
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Used to have a tricked out 4 wheeler painted in Cowboys colors with all the decals. It was awesome, some guy offered me twice what I paid for it, so it was gone. Kinda regret it some times........I like walking around the pasture, gives me a reason to pour another cold one.
 
Ranching said:
Used to have a tricked out 4 wheeler painted in Cowboys colors with all the decals. It was awesome, some guy offered me twice what I paid for it, so it was gone. Kinda regret it some times........I like walking around the pasture, gives me a reason to pour another cold one.
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******* A, big guy!
 
Trouty said:
I get my liver tested tomorrow lol
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Good luck with that, I have a physical in a month or so. I need to slow down a bit, been hitting it hard since I decided to retire. Don't get ****ed up, just sip all day.
 
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Hey guys, what can you tell me about the Gas Monkey bar and grill. An old acquaintance of mine is playing there on July 22nd. Might be in the area and thought about dropping by.
 
Trouty said:
You Marines had it rough, too! We trained right next to y'all at Fort Knox. Had to watch a group of y'all gawk and whistle at my (then) sweetheart at family day :p

To be fair, she has a round, beautiful *** and huge ***s, on a 110 lb Latina frame, even lost some weight before visiting me (like she needed to) -- but she's my son's mom and I was full of kill kill kill :)

Drill Sgt. kept me out of trouble that day. We ended up in many fights with y'all in the Bradley halls anyways. I think I broke a cheekbone of a Marine :)
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:lmao::lmao2::lmao:
Don't tell me she was wearing anything in skin tight white or I'd be howling right along with them, right now:lmao:
Ya, some of those factory produced butter bar/2nd L.T.'s were pretty gungy!
Had one platoon commander made us run in gasmasks and lug ammo cans full of rocks,, oh,we wore p.t. shorts/sneakers,,,but,,, gasmasks and ammo cans full of ****ing rocks,Too!:lmao2:
Had a battalion commander that had something like 7 or 9 confirmed combat kills with an E-tool

Hey! Trouty? Did you take the time to mention that fact,,about the broken cheek bone?,, to that jar head?,,, he prolly didn't notice:cool:
 
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Trouty said:
@Ranching

Doing the JW Black next, probably this weekend :)
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It's a step down/ disappointment after the Glenlivet (I thought about picking up a bottle for myself today but stayed on point/ budget and just got my two standard bottles of schnapps and brews,still got half a 5th of james B.
Beam on bedside nightstand)
 
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