I start my NFL-free weekend

[FuzzyLumpkins]

O venomous commoners. You unmask yourselves.
Skoal, brutha.
On the negative side my NFL-free weekend will have me deliming the septic tank.

If you are an example of elite then I accept your moniker.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Tell me more, old fellow!

Well, not much to tell. I was a precocious child, the second of 5 other dimwitted kids. In first grade I was awarded ....you buying the beer?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

If you are an example of elite then I accept your moniker.

Yes, wear the moniker with pride. I shudder to think you dinna know me elite status.

 

[Trouty]

Such a fantastic movie.

RIP Gene Wilder.

 

[Trouty]

I'm fortunate the church I attend has 3 services so I'll be attending the 8AM. Like always, I'll take a knee as a sign of surrender to my Creator.

Once a year, I visit the Iwa Jima Memorial Replica in Harlingen Tx. Can't help but to get a little emotional when walking around the huge statue. One of the flag raisers was a Valley native.

Yeah, I believe in separation of NFL and politics. I'm hoping for a return of the Doomsday Defense and a 50 pt offense. Not asking too much.

Go Cowboys

Thank you for your service brother

Thank you for your service, too, brother.

 

[Trouty]

I love this song, @Vanilla2

(Sorry, Gimme)

 

[Melonfeud]

Da! Stupid. Like time you step in seal forget and you slip and fall. Me laugh like the crazy Chinook elder with no teeth.

I kinda thought that was a little funny in a stereotypical racist sort of way,,, it prolly would've been regular funny had the poster threw in copious amounts of whale blubber
And maybe even some sauteed blowhole

 

[Trouty]

I kinda thought that was a little funny in a stereotypical racist sort of way,,, it prolly would've been regular funny had the poster threw in copious amounts of whale blubber
And maybe even some sauteed blowhole

Is it whale blubber that they use to make higher end colognes, Mel? And that they used to make oil for those casing-liner lamps back in the day?

 

[Melonfeud]

Is it whale blubber that they use to make higher end colognes, Mel? And that they used to make oil for those casing-liner lamps back in the day?

That Pennsylvania sweet light crude oil discovery saved the whales from extinction, there's a waxy lump of 'stuff' in the whales stomachs they hurl up and it's found on beaches ( or when butchering them) called ambergris that's what the old high end perfumes used to be based on,, you find a chunk of that casing-liner and you could take an extended vacation