In twenty years NFL season 2033'

[JPostSam]

I would say more but my future imager is running out of battery power.
Let me say this: In 2033, Chelsea will be president and Hillary will be very proud of him (gender change in 2020).

I love the future.

awesome post.

 

[Red Dragon]

After Tom Brady left for L.A. we all realized there is no patriot way there a Bill Belichick way. Without Brady and literally having no offense Belichick will either jump ship or retire because his system will not work without Randy Moss, Tom Terrific and cheating, Yeah I said it.

The Patriots may come close, but I ultimately think they won't match the Cowboys' record of 20 consecutive winning seasons. They may get to 16 or even 18 such consecutive seasons though.

 

[tko112204]

I wonder if the OP and GimmetheBall conspired on this thread.

This couldn't have been put on a tee any better for him.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I wonder if the OP and GimmetheBall conspired on this thread.

This couldn't have been put on a tee any better for him.

Telepathy, if used correctly, is a boon to mankind. In the wrong hands it is an instrument for evil.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I wonder if the OP and GimmetheBall conspired on this thread.

This couldn't have been put on a tee any better for him.

For the record, I don't know who tko is. Also, for the record, he never sent me those night-vision goggles and a year's supply of Nutella and bagels.

 

[dcstands4]

I wonder if the OP and GimmetheBall conspired on this thread.

This couldn't have been put on a tee any better for him.

I have no idea who that is...

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I have no idea who that is...

For the record, I don't know who DCstand is. Also, for the record, he never sent me those night-vision goggles and a year's supply of Nutella and bagels.

TKO you are off the hook.

 

[Red Dragon]

I seriously think it's possible that five years from now, NFL stadiums will come with digital armrests that will pose poll questions to the fans that 60,000-80,000 people could instantly answer by pushing a button of their choice. Then the poll displays would instantly show up on a giant HD TV display in the stadium when a certain period of time (i.e., sixty seconds) was up.


Perhaps, even as a crowd-pleaser, an NFL team might let its crowd call plays during preseason - i.e., "Should the offense run or throw the ball on the next play?" and fans might input their choice, "60% fans say run, 40% fans say pass".

 

[dcstands4]

I seriously think it's possible that five years from now, NFL stadiums will come with digital armrests that will pose poll questions to the fans that 60,000-80,000 people could instantly answer by pushing a button of their choice. Then the poll displays would instantly show up on a giant HD TV display in the stadium when a certain period of time (i.e., sixty seconds) was up.


Perhaps, even as a crowd-pleaser, an NFL team might let its crowd call plays during preseason - i.e., "Should the offense run or throw the ball on the next play?" and fans might input their choice, "60% fans say run, 40% fans say pass".

your serious aren't you?

 

[Red Dragon]

your serious aren't you?

It's not all that far-fetched.

 

[xwalker]

I have no idea...

......

 

[Floatyworm]

And people think I come up with some crazy stuff....

 

[FiveRings]

This off-season has been loooooong

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

Yeah....in 20 years it will be flag football...or two handed touch.

 

[dcstands4]

......

If your gonna quote be don't edit my quote...

 

[RastaRocket]

The weed had to be laced with LSD.

That's what I was thinking lol.

 

[CliffnDallas]

It's Nostradumass!

:duck:

 

[Red Dragon]

Back in 1993, if you had told someone that the Patriots would win 3 Super Bowls and become a dynasty, people might have thought you were crazy.


Back in 1993, if you had told someone that the Buccaneers and Saints would be Super Bowl champions, people might have thought you were crazy.


All that to say, anything can happen in the next 20 years. Who knows, the Browns might win two Super Bowls.


So this thread isn't absurd.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Sir,
You have far too much time.
Respectfully,
R2A

 

[NorthTexan95]

If man is still alive. if woman can survive I-I've . . .

Stephen Jones daughter, Tiffany, will be the GM. In the draft war room, on the Moon colony, she will telepathically select her pick (No. 2 overall, the 1st pick owned by the Galveston Bay City Rollers) as Michael Irvin the IV, a 300-pound undersized cornerback from Ranger Junior College (my alma mater of fact).

That year, we will go on to play in the Universal Football Super Dominion in Chiang Jung, Free China. There we will defeat the Usan (Phillippines) Miners, 65-30 in a low-scoring game sponsored by SPAM meat products conglomerate.

Valley Ranch, meanwhile, now located in our 55th state, Denmark, will be scientifically cloning interior linemen, made to order for the 66 NFL teams. the NFL's dream is to have 666 teams, but that is way in the future.

Tiffany Jones will, with her buddies in the Texas Super legislature (for people earning $2 billion or more a year) will rename Texas as Jones-Tex and the Cowboys will have stadiums in Irvin, Weslaco and Albuquerque (we invaded N.M. in 2029). Our farm teams will be in Latvia (home of the first 550-pound O lineman), Morocco and Seattle (where coffee has now been identified as the biggest killer in the world with its evil-bean enzyme), producer of the cannabis-caramel for teenagers.

In the year 2033, we will be gunning for our 9th Lombardini Trophy (the war years, U.S. vs. France) interrupted play for 2 years while France haggled over its terms of surrender.

It will be an exciting time and ol' Gimme will sit in the town square in metropolis Farmers Branch (gold and titanium was discovered there in 2015), and talk about the old days when he gave sage advice to the CZ, a quaint early 20th Century Forum where legends like Zrinkill and Manster, heh, first gained national prominence as analysts (both later to be found guilty of money laundering for one of Tiffany Jones' offshore opeations).

An exciting time . . . hey is the offseason over with???? . . . when jet packs will be sold at Walmart and Viagra will be in the municipal water system to increase the fatherland's population.
We will look back at players like Romo, Witten, Staubach and Smith and White and marvel at the way they handled adversity and triumph.

I would say more but my future imager is running out of battery power.
Let me say this: In 2033, Chelsea will be president and Hillary will be very proud of him (gender change in 2020).

I love the future.

This is the funniest thing you've ever written. Good job.