In twenty years NFL season 2033'

[GimmeTheBall!]

This is the funniest thing you've ever written. Good job.

You are too kind. I mean it, you big lug. It is a big responsibility, looking into the future and then reporting back to you, the public, and trying to make you believe the value of keeping ahead of the next guy.
Here are some tips to use as you go forth:
*Burma Shave is coming back. Yes, today the hipsters like 3-day growths, but believe me, in the future, the guy with clean shaven faces will be the poppermost of the toppermost.
*Don't believe the style experts. Vertically stripped pants will never come back into vogue. I ventured into the future with my cargo pants and they were all the rage. No one was seen wearing those stripped pants with bell bottoms.
*Jetpacks will take longer to produce and market than we think. In the future, stick to cars powered with plutonium.
*And, without giving too much away, you know how cute Greta Gerwig is? In 20 years she will be a Greta, but without the allure.
*If you live in Texas now (well, yes you do, in North Texas) rejoice. The climate change will put S. California weather in North Texas. Wichita Falls will be envied for its climate and its women who know how to make a cherry pie quick as a cat can wink its eye.
*Get that eyelid implant!!!! No more videos to order or stream. Get the implant and watch movies when you close your eyes. Buy fake eyeballs so you will appear to be wide awake during that parole officer's appointment while you watch "Wichita Falls Beach Bunnies Do Vegas."
For more, IM me to arrange to send me $100 and a Mean Green cap.

 

[bigdnlaca]

NFL wont be around in 2033 the way its going.

I agree. To me, it started when that hs football player suing Riddell for wearing a helmet, causing him to be paralyzed and won a lot of money. My thinking is that some football players will follow what he did and companies will take note that making football equipment is a risk financially.