I vote for you to play QB while Tyron is out.
They can replace La'el with Chaz Bono.
Announcer: Chaz and Chaz just got the QB killed...I actually mean he is dead....This just in, Farmers Branch collective IQ just improved...
That is me dream painted matey!
But can you re-write the ending and have me hold off 3 defenders so the QB can win the game?
I lay there as they take Dak on the team's shoulders.
A cheerleader sees me there, bleeding and alone. (Corso, help me out with the screenplay!) She places a laurel on me big head and kisses me. With my last breath say, without a cockney accent and with a fake English-Roman voice, "I ... I ... did it for Dak! Go ... on ... without me. I am fulfilled by the deeds and legends of the football gods. A modest quiet man yes, but with a ...a ..."
I collapse in her arms and she finishes me sentence: "...with a heart of gold."
The camera pulls away to the Super Bowl post-gasme festivities, sponsored by Hooters. I lie there and me spirit is carried away, reluctantly, by the angels and Landry....
XWacker, that is gold!! Gold! Thanks for the idea!
A fruit basket and a case of Colt .45 is in yer future!!!!!